Discs of Lithogenesis - Throw one of these discs up to 30' to create a 10' radius of difficult terrain #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Earrings of Feathered Power - After attunement, wearer can cast Feather Fall; Pearls of Power, storing two 2nd-level spells, are also attached #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Miniature Tank Automaton from Salvation Armory - This automaton will roam within 25' of you, acting as a detector for land traps. In combat, will fire 1 Magic Missile per round #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Anti-Divination Cage from Troll Brothers - A 10' cube that blocks divination spells to find objects or creatures #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

String, 3" length - A million household uses, including being super-absorbant #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Vitamins from Gnoll Foods Market - Chew one after your long rest to gain 1d4 to a d20 roll #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Ass without a Trace from Scrolls-A-Myriad - One willing creature you can see will appear to be transformed into a donkey, and grants them a +10 bonus to Dexterity (Stealth) checks. This effect ends when the affected creature attacks or casts a spell. #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Snake Dagger from Salvation Armory - Deal extra 1d6 poison damage when thrown as it transforms into a snake #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Ice Soup from Gnoll Foods Market - Provides resistance to cold damage and water breathing for
1 hour #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Stone Goblet - Grants you the Goliath Stone's Endurance feature until your next rest #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Their supporters are rather laid-back

Hot Dog Armour from Gnoll Foods Market - Place these on your body while saying the command word 'mustard' to activate the armor: grants an AC of 12, but provides 3d8 temporary hit points as the dogs absorb the damage #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Bloodstone Ring - Restores 1d8 HP when damaging an opponent in a slashing attack;
After restoring 100 HP, wearer will discover they no longer have a reflection #ttrpgtiktok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Bag of Savings from Nine Hells Fargo - Allows you to put a little away for a rainy day; we will pay a small amount of interest on your deposits.
Withdraws require a small amount of pain: pricking your finger on the edge for 1 HP should do the trick
#ttrpgtiktok #realestate #banking

Messaging from the Shadowfell - Can you hare me now? Good.
Our interplanar network increases Sending to 99% reliability. Only from Furrizon: there leader in interplanar communication and entertainment #ttrpgtiktok #realestate #communication

Bubba Yaga

Stone Tower from Troll Brothers - Compact, easy to defend, sturdy construction: what more could you ask for?
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#ttrpgtiktok #realestate #building

Instant Pyramid from Centaury 21 - Use the command word "Ptolemy" to transform this to full-size for 1 month. #ttrpgtiktok #realestate

Image © ShortRestStudios. Used with permission

Glasses of Cryovision from TJ MinnMaxx - You can perceive differences in temperature within 40': cold appears deep blue, heat appears bright red.

You will have disadvantage on ranged attacks from a slight shiver throughout your body.
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Rainbow Killer from Gnoll Foods Market - Use this as a reaction to reduce the effects of Chromatic Orb, Color Spray, and other color-based spells by half #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Mordenkeinen's Magnificent Log Cabin - The phrase 'log splitter' will activate this item, creating a safe place for your party for 8 hours #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Sneak With Dead from Scrolls-A-Myriad
3rd abjuration

You touch a willing creature. They gain ADV on Stealth for the duration of the spell. If they are within 60' of any undead, they will not be seen as an enemy, so zombies, skeletons, and the like will "see" them as one of their own. #ttrpgtok

Potato Skin and Pummel Special from Grapplebees’s - Enjoy a plate of potato skins, then go a few rounds with our animated pummelling dummy to improve your reflexes #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #fightclub

As a Northern Virginia resident, we joke about being in a 'snow-hole' due to the data centers; nice to hear there is real science to back up the perception

Moveable Rod from Lawful Goodwill - Can be thrown up to 30': Does 1 point bludgeoning damage #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e #aprilfools

Ring of Dark Power from Lawful Goodwill - Functions as a Pearl of Power, but only to store necromancy spells #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Gold necklace with yellow bone beads every 3 inches - Pull a bead off and throw it 30' to spawn a skeleton #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Bone Bead Necklace from Lawful Goodwill - Pull a bead off and throw it 30' to spawn a skeleton #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e

Fallen Tree Repairs by SPELPRO - We'll clean up the tree and the damage; you'll forget it happened*
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #repairs
* Modify Memory is amazing

A giant version of this would make an amazing mount in D&D

The Butcher's Thumb from Salvation Armory

This shortsword does 2d6 slashing damage, but any 1, 2, or 3 on the damage dice become a 4.
Inspired by deck_of_dm_things on TikTok for their post on loaded dice