Every time someone gets their Covid shot, RFK Jr loses hit points.

I wasn’t staring at you, I was dissociating in your direction.

we really need a shorthand for “how are things except for everything?”

Doug Ford announces snap election with ballots printed on backs of $200 cheques QUEEN'S PARK - Premier Ford announced today that he will call for a snap Ontario election, conducted entirely via mail-in ballots which have been conveniently printed on the backs of the $200 rebate c...

Doug Ford announces snap election with ballots printed on backs of $200 cheques

It's not DEI rollback, it's resegregation.
It's not CRT rollback, it's whitewashing slavery colonialism and apartheid.
It's not anti-woke, it's pro-bigotry.
It's not sensible solutions to common sense problems, it's trans genocide.
It's not deportation, it's holocaust pre-gaming.
Call it what it is.

2. Every year I create this list, and every year it blows up. You can find links to each girl scout's online cookie order form here.

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Please stop telling me that crime must be deterred. Studies have shown over and over again that in the context of criminal law, deterrence theory is a myth. It doesn't work. It never has. That's a copaganda myth.

Poverty is the cause of most crime. Eliminate poverty, and you eliminate most crime.

BFFs. 💚💚

Orange and white kitten sleeping on a pink marshmallow bed

Tonites throwbak Thorsday babbyGonz pic of me, Gonzo, when i waz babby sleebing varry niscely

Black and white photo of a tiny tabby kitten curled up in a round basket bowl, outdoors on a wooden house deck.

Beautiful photo from my collection, no date/info.

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<Logs on to Bluesky for the first time in months, checks that @slaypussyhat.gay is still the hottest guy on here, nods, and logs back off>

Exactly the kind of entertaining facts one would expect from nightsky! 😀

<Opens dictionary to #NightSky> Ohhhhhhh...

A highly zoomed in picture on the wooden skeleton penis from the previous picture in this thread. A red circle is drawn around the tip of the penis with a white stream that could be mistaken for cum appearing below the penis. The text reads: "Skeleton cum?"

#SkeletonCum

"Do you see the thing spewing some form of cum though when you zoom in? Look again." #ShitMyGirlfriendSays

A picture of a skeleton with a wooden penis attached and its skeletal hand positioned to hold the penis. A woman's hand is cupped underneath the penis as if to catch something from it.

#SkeletonPenis

"Okay, well, you can look at it when you go upstairs. Make sure to zoom in on the skeleton penis. You can look at it while you poop." #ShitMyGirlfriendSays

Merry Stasmas.

I mean... I need A LOT more fiber than average...

A six panel comic made by lastplacecomics. The joke is that the robots have adopted a human addicted to texting his exes, arguing on the internet, and getting likes. An OCR transcription: Oh! I love your human! Hi, I've lost control of Thanks! Its a My life rescue! Oh dear, is that normal? STOP READING ARGUMENTS mumble mumble ON THE INTERNET! YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELF UPSET! HSSSS! It's 3 in the morning! Don't text your exes! FUCK YOU, GUY! Here! Get the like! You love likes! He he! YAY!

Honestly if AI wants to take over and offer us all universal basic income I’m tentatively in support

That's a penis An image tagged that's a penis

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it's a croc

do that very same star trek image but now put it on this

A picture of Kirk and Spock (from Star Trek) on a Birkenstock sandal. Above the picture are the words “You’ve heard of Elf on a shelf, get ready for…”

Heh