"I fucking killed it at book club, babe.... it's a competition AND I'M WINNING."
- @arri.tech
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"Do you see the thing spewing some form of cum though when you zoom in? Look again." #ShitMyGirlfriendSays
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"Okay, well, you can look at it when you go upstairs. Make sure to zoom in on the skeleton penis. You can look at it while you poop." #ShitMyGirlfriendSays
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"Are you using the steadycam kit as kind of an armed offenders outfit?" - @racheldobric #shitmygirlfriendsays
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#shitmygirlfriendsays "I want something with vegetables. Pancakes?" Me: "Where are the vegetables in pancakes?" @racheldobric: "PANCAKES."
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"I don't like it when the Dutch win in South Africa." #shitmygirlfriendsays #worldcup
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