They love Jesus so much so they should crawl in that hole and let me cover the opening with a rock. See if they can escape in 3 days.

50%+1 spells disaster for Republicans at the voting booth! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!

I'm surprised it wasn't worse falling from that height @_@

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Top Gun had such an outsized influence on me as a kid. I knew my dad was in the Navy, but I didn't know exactly what he did, so I thought he did something that was sorta like Top Gun.

‘Top Gun’ Set For 40th Anniversary Theatrical Re-Release Paramount Pictures is re-releasing 'Top Gun' in cinemas to mark the film’s 40th anniversary.

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Ayoooooooo

Why isn't there a Polymarket bet for over/under total number of functional ACLs this year's 49ers draft class will have? #LOL49ers

The questions that keep me up at night

With a side of insider gambling on Polymarket/Kalshi

Trump extends ceasefire in Iran, citing 'seriously fractured' Iranian government

It's decided: Tacos for dinner! www.cnbc.com/2026/04/21/t...

Windows 98 Plus

Nosferatu-lookin' ass

With the 27th pick in the draft, the 49ers select a poorly generated image of a running back with 7 seven fingers on one hand.

ChatGPT, which draft-eligible players have 1 functioning ACL or fewer?

Luniz - I Got 5 On It YouTube video by UPROXX

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The 49ers have had lingering questions around Trent Williams for weeks, questions that have been answered.

Williams gets $24.5M this year on a 2-year, $50M deal that also locks him in for 2027. He has $37M fully guaranteed into next year when he’ll be 39.

Normally I'd take a weekend like this off but I really try to stretch my PTO so I can visit home. :\

The Cardinals j/k 😜

Don’t let Roman Reigns recapturing gold make you forget fuck the Celtics

I think I still got enough to survive an NJPW table.

Roman Reigns is champ. This is not a repeat from 2015-2023. ☝️

Sometimes I want to put myself through a table just to see what it feels like.

Never thought I would see John Cena and Danhausen in a ring together lmao

Night 2 of Wrestlemania is already way better than Night 1. That was a low bar to clear though LOL

Did Jade just hit an OWA??? Were my eyes deceiving me?

I guess this is my cue to take a leak #Wrestlemania

Not my GOAT :(