Why isn't there a Polymarket bet for over/under total number of functional ACLs this year's 49ers draft class will have? #LOL49ers
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Missed last season with a neck injury? He'll fit right in @eccheesehead.bsky.social #LOL49ers
Touched down in SF. This is the closest I’ve been to the Santa Clara electrical substation in 3 months. Pray for me. #LOL49ers
Was Ricky Pearsall playing or something? @eccheesehead.bsky.social #LOL49ers www.sportbible.com/other/poker-...
Let's pretend those first 20 seconds of game time never happened. #LOL49ers
These look dope but I also would like to keep my knees and ankles intact #LOL49ers www.nike.com/t/san-franci...
This game is getting uglier a Mar-A-Lago banquet by the minute. #LOL49ers
49ers defense couldn’t keep a toddler out of the end zone if it tried. #LOL49ers
I'm sick, so this really is the mood. #LOL49ers
I don't like today. #LOL49ers
We replaced Brock Purdy with Jimmy Garroppolo. Let's see if anyone noticed. #LOL49ers
Maybe I should start drinking now #LOL49ers
Short bus special teams #LOL49ers
Fun fact: He got shot in his rookie season just like Ricky Pearsall. #LOL49ers
Depends on how long he's suspended. The 49ers' favorite ability is unavailability. #LOL49ers
Finally, here’s your 49ers offseason drama as required by law #LOL49ers www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
@gcacho.bsky.social @eccheesehead.bsky.social I'm already meeting an old familiar friend and we haven't even gotten to the draft yet #LOL49ers
Kyle Shanahan is going to see how much time and protection Jalen Hurts has to work with... and get a wide receiver and 2 running backs in the first three rounds of the draft. #LOL49ers
Good news: After this week, the 49ers can’t disappoint me for a long time. #LOL49ers
Wow, the Lions kicker made a 57-yard field goal. What's that feel like? I can't relate. #LOL49ers
The Niners need to shut down Nick Bosa so he can make it to Inauguration Day. #LOL49ers
Even on Christmas the 49ers* lose. #LOL49ers
*Charlotte 49ers mens basketball team
Fuck you Spotify #LOL49ers