Someone said I've got a screw loose

This Friday in NOLA!

#nola #visitnola #burlesque #drag #sideshow

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What's in the box?

Jan 17 8pm New Orleans

#trending #sideshow #burlesque #dragshow #magic

Your friend is turning 22 and you need a last minute birthday clown.

Bud Umptis is a party animal and on the way!

Happy birthday, Ethan! Sorry I wasn't the stripper you were expecting!

#clown #honkahonka

Almost poked my eye out

Almost showtime at Ground Zero in Biloxi with Red Radio.

#magic #magician

December 27 #neworleans

#drag #burlesque #magic #sideshow

Corporate gig in Mississippi

#fireeater #varietyentertainer #architecture

Don't watch this video.
#magic

What can I say? I'm a balloonatic!

Tonight in New Orleans!

Anybody taste purple, or is that just me?

Thank you, Kansas City! You were magical!

Six shows in Kansas City! Come on out to the Oddities and Curiosities Expo!

#oddities #curiouscouple #roadtrip #sideshow #burlesque #comedy #magic

Little preview of a photoshoot with the meteorite in New Orleans. The shoot will be part of a special Mardi Gras Tableau .

Robert Mukes aka Rufus Firefly.

That's me in the onesie. Mind you, I'm about 6'2".

#houseofathousandcorpses #robzombie #robertmukes

Many years ago with the Great Lloyd Kaufman.

#troma #toxicavenger #tromaville

My Mum Mum always said that if I played with fire, I'd wet the bed.

Looks like I'm gonna need rubber sheets tonight!

#fire #fireeater #flamo #neworleans

Let's break in the new platform with a blast from the past!

Here's a photo of me doing a live demonstration with JuJu, the Electric Woman on one of America's last touring Sideshows!