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For her, a vacuum?
Maybe stick with flowers, or
endless emptiness

#senryu #badgifts #micropoetry

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Ordinary rope
Smooth touch on skin, good to know
Oh wait, multi use

#micropoetry #haiku #rope #bondage #kink

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Ordinary rope
Smooth touch on skin, good to know
Oh wait, multi use

#micropoetry #haiku #rope #bondage #kink

Years have departed
Student driver in my house
Fear of time resides

#dailyhaiku #micropoetry #time #middleage #ageing

Zelensky too late
Load shipped earlier that day
Kilmeade full for now

How polar vortex collapse will affect the US An in-depth look at the forecasted polar vortex collapse and its potential effects on weather patterns across North America this March

Civilization
Polar vortex, race is on
Which will collapse first

#polarvortex #satire #haiku #weather

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Not a sales pitch ever
Especially not today
Live and let live, peace

Tune up that bad boy
Gonna rocketh thine soul, but
lo, talent not beamed

#guitar #haiku #micropoetry

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27 pack elastic
Definitely last instance
(Reorders next week) 😕

#dailyhaikuprompt #haiku #forgetful

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Eh, it is alright
Keep money in your pocket
Change motive, not phone

Wisdom for Crackers
Being ‘on’ is worthier than
Being lazy cat

Yeehaw first comment!
Heart falls asunder with joy
Blessed be thine day

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Counterfeit Tron disc
Quest failed but got sweet red suit
Not deadly, but hurts

#Tron #Frisbee #Micropoetry #Haiku #Nonsensical #Satire

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Sing after shower?
Must have right accessories
Towel wrap of three

#singing #haiku #micropoetry #nonsense

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Rolls within your reach
Hands free option is handy
For when duty calls

#haiku #dutycalls #micropoetry #TP

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Stigma of pet stains
Hidden but not forgotten
Pets send same message

#haiku #micropoetry #pets #petstains #nonsensical

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Prowling on trip, BOOM!💥
Below belt mess, withdraw and
Drip trail to hotel

Prowling on trip, BOOM!💥
Below belt mess, withdraw and
Drip trail to hotel

Born again again
Annuary needs new title
Or phoenix guest star

Remember pro tip
“Gonna need a bigger boat”
For me, stay on beach

Gotta find the queen
of all my dreams, ramble on
#yeti is the key

#ledzeppelin #haiku #micropoetry

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Owl soars with freedom
Peeps in awe, geeks rejoice at
Forty-five degrees

Algorithmic choice
32Mill and counting
Cheers @bsky.app!

Clangs ye be deceased
Never more with our new friends
Pots and pans sleep well

#poetry #haiku #pots

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Billy Corgan said
“Who wants that honey” but now
Might not be honey

Weeeee to the left
Remember to be adult
Weeeee to the right

#chair #swivel #adulting

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Savior be thy name
Roast beast is belayed for now
Pup back tomorrow

Purrs like a kitten
But please be advised (trust me)
To not toast the cat

#toaster #cats #toast

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