New kink… watching the badgers find the corn on the cobs.

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Also here’s a selection of my tulips…

Things worse than death: filling up a watering can from a tank and the displaced, funky air blows directly into your open mouth.

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Seems fair tbh…

True…

Plaque dedicated to my mum at the Bristol Zoo Project.

A year. The butterfly wing beat of her loss changed everything…some things catastrophically and some things a little. But nevertheless it’s just not the same without her. Mum ♥️

She is in all the ways.

She’s a sweet angel 😇

Utterly

She is!

19 years young today… Snow has always been the daintiest girl. But don’t underestimate her…she’s a fluffy white Boudicca! Tonight she feasts on a cod loin with a roaring fire.

I’ve just started Twenty Twenty Six and it’s making me smile ear to ear. Exactly.
#bbc

It wouldn’t be Easter without a smelly egg hunt.

His is more like solidified marmite with bits of hair in. You’re welcome.

And you too, buddy! 🥚

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Haha! Lewis seems to like the process. Plopping himself out quite willingly. He’s my son for godsake!!!

Happy Easter! I celebrated with my own egg hunt in this guy’s genitals. Yep…his biannual sheath clean. It was funky. In the wrong way. Enjoy your breakfast.

Stylised illustration of a tall thin white woman in white with long dark hair next to green rocks

Jessie Marion King (1875-1949), Scottish illustrator, jewellery/fabric designer, one of the artists known as the 'Glasgow Girls' #womensart

Trying to get a decent photo… #fail

I’m tired Carrie…not of helping the poor cats but I feel a bit used by people.

Honestly… I’m a bit fucking exhausted by how useless people are.

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I’m currently paying to feed 11 cats. Only two of them are mine…

Same!

Sounds great