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Everything is misery
Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old
Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old
happy spring πΌ
We are becoming anadromous shads soon
i need life to have a fugly piss green brown ps3 filter over it
Sorry, You Wouldn't Want This Star it's Stupid I Shouldn't Have Even Brought it Up I'm Sorry
Right!!!! So much of the atmosphere gets lost. Shame it is so impossible to replicate on modern consoles.
Thats the scientific name for a dog
Awwww hi baby ambystoma maculatum
# Bring back gross piss green filters
went to the er today over vasovagal syncope. feeling embarrassed
Spider related One liner
Little blonde long haired dachshund puppy curled up asleep with his foot paws covering his little nose
Sketch of my friendβs puppy
send this image to your friends to let them know itβs march!
my friend was showing me irl and i had to literally bite my tongue to try and not say "this reminds me of darkest dungeon..."
Normal Man experiences Normal Feelings appropriate for the Normal scenarios he navigates through
#trailcam #trailcams hooded crow (corvus cornix) #birds #corvids #crows
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
Mimus polyglottos. Caught in the act of happily munching on juniper berries
#ctnaturefans #eastcoastkin #birders #birding #mockingbird