The point I’m trying to make (poorly) is don’t let short term memory trick you into believing the VA 9th can’t be Democrat. It was Democrat over half my life.

The pants I’m wearing right now have been in my rotation longer than the Republicans have held the 9th district of VA.

One thing no one seems to understand about VA west of Roanoke, we don’t see the media and ads, the rest of the state sees. Our TV, radio and newspapers are all out of TN. We’re completely cut off. And despite that “the reddest district” in VA was Democrat for 28 years until the tea party took it.

Just wanna let the majority of the voting population of Wise and Russell counties here in VA know they can eat a big ol’ bag of dicks. Suck it in hell pedo worshipers. See ya at the Food City ya dumb shits.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Kinda?

Coffee maker here at the office has an error message that it needs a rinse. Rinse does not solve the error. The future continues to be horseshit. Burn it all down.

He just hates Nazis so much you guys.

“Because fuck a Nazi that’s why.” -Captain America

The production budget of a single Sabrina Carpenter performance could feed every child on Earth for three years.

Ashamed of myself for not Supermaning hard enough yesterday. I just did my normal balesline level of Supermaning. I’m sorry y’all.

More arts. Nothing Yet! #botchboys #bsg

I forgot to tell y’all about the arts last night. Cactus Queens! #botchboys #bsg

Went to get a sandwich and a Jeep show broke out.

Happy #straturday children. Fire up the coffee and the anime and start working on them notes. They ain’t gonna play themselves.

Lawnmower broke, truck broke, HVAC broke, dish washer broke, clothes washer broke, porch steps broke. But, I read about 4 Supermans and a couple of Batmans today so I guess you could say I’m doing pretty good.

Career killer? Like that’s a bad thing? Been murdering all careers since I was 17.

“We can’t all be tall blonde assholes.” -Jacques Noir

“if Matthew Sweet and Stryper collaborated, they could call it ‘Too Sweet’.” -Jacques Noir

“If you’re not celebrating with me, you’re celebrating against me.” - Jacques Noir #AfterlifeCrisis

Happy birthday, my brother, Jacques Noir.

Topher, The Great Dragoon of Big Stone Gap, doesn’t have a cell phone. “If I had a cell phone, people would call me.” So, speaketh the prophet.

“I had a Spider-Man once. It was that one where he got bit by that spider.” Shit a real person just said out loud in this comic book store in the year 2026.

My guitar player stage presence philosophy is to always look like you are in pain and about to pass out. This is easy for me because I’m always in pain and about to pass out.

Hanging by a thread for the past 20 months. It’s good exercise. Hands getting real strong. Can’t really do anything about the strength of the thread though. Rooting for it. Go thread!

Cover Illustration: Cityscape with three similarly-themed retro superheroes on patrol. Title: The Finest

Pinup Illustration: Old Man Dark Claw and Sparrow-23 leaping across the sky with a desert landscape in the bg, an Amalgam-styled Homage to DKR page of Batman and Carrie Kelly leaping across the sky.

9-part connecting card illustration of 9 amalgam superheroes battling in front of the skull of Galactiac.

Cover Illustration: Speed Racer and Trixe drifting around a minimalistic track in the Mach 5. Title: Speed Racer

Is it #portfolioday? Hey, I'm Mayday Trippe (they/them), a disabled former art teacher and freelance illustrator and character designer. PD has slowed me down in recent years, but I think I'm drawing some of my best pieces yet. More at Maydaytrippe.com, email me: maydaytrippe at gmail.

Eat a bag of dicks Hitler.

Be like Captain America and crank call Nazis.

Godzilla.

I wasn’t expecting this Darth Maul cartoon to be a police procedural.

I’ve failed at many things but I ain’t ever lost an election in a country I’m not even from.

Can’t sleep. Everything is too stupid.