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The Moody Bitch Sessions, Melbourne, 11.04.26

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At @io9.com, I spoke with Rick Veitch, Tom Mandrake, Vince Locke, and more for an oral history of the most heretical DC comic of all time, now rising from its tomb after 40 years.

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The speaker looking at four photos of murdered children whose photos are on top of their backpacks on the airplane seats

The speaker looking at four photos of murdered children whose photos are on top of their backpacks on the airplane seats

NEW: The Speaker of the Iranian Parliament has travelled to negotiations in Islamabad with the backpacks and pictures of the murdered schoolchildren of Minab.

A powerful visual.

(📸 MB Ghalibaf)

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Loved this one - looking forward to talking it up on the pod in a week or two!

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I think the real danger in this fucked up world is Benjamin Netanyahu and his fellow bloodthirsty genocidalists.

Have a look at this. Trump obviously wants an off ramp but Israel won’t settle until every country around them
Is rubble. These ghouls need ousting.

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Back on Wilyakali country.

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Art by Ron Walotsky for Lord of Light by Roger Zelazny (1969)

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It's open season for refusing AI There's been a wave of successful efforts to ban, reject and shut down AI.

Praxis

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I'm trying to be more positive, and also more negative

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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An image of a sunrise in 2001: A Space Odyssey

An image of a spacecraft in deep space from 2001: A Space Odyssey

An image of a spacecraft in deep space from 2001: A Space Odyssey

An image of astronauts in 2001: A Space Odyssey

An image of astronauts in 2001: A Space Odyssey

An image inside Discovery One from 2001: A Space Odyssey

An image inside Discovery One from 2001: A Space Odyssey

One of the greatest movies of all time first premiered 58 years ago today...

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It was eye-opening to speak to one of Australias most powerful political artists @mudratmp3.bsky.social on the latest episode.

It was a great show and a conversation about music, the power of unity and love, and the cultural void that feeds through Australian culture.

Full episode 👇

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Also, I am committing to my late nineties regression hard.

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Reckon it’s time we got a sequel. #booksky

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LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)

LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

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Cephalopods had the right idea when they took a look at surface life and decided to head directly back into the ocean.

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Includes my video essay!

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Sometimes things just don't work out. We encourage our fans seeking images of Snow White with 7 tits so each dwarf can nurse at ths same time to pursue traditional methods.

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THE STACK: Brendan Colley’s ‘The Season for Flying Saucers’ (Transit Lounge) — GARTH JONES/ RONALD HUGH MORRIESON LITERARY AWARD WINNER 2024 In preparation for discussing Brendan Colley’s ‘The Season for Flying Saucers’ (Transit Lounge) on THE STACK, I reached out to the author for a chat about influences, the creative process, the path ...

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Also covered this month (and more!) #booksky

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Back on @justinhamilton11.bsky.social's Podcast with THE STACK today.

Up for chat are @micwink.bsky.social's ‘Griefdogg’, Brendan Colley’s ’The Season For Flying Saucers’, MaDM’s ‘Even The Good Girls...’ & loads more. #booksky

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Back on @justinhamilton11.bsky.social's Podcast with THE STACK today.

Up for chat are @micwink.bsky.social's ‘Griefdogg’, Brendan Colley’s ’The Season For Flying Saucers’, MaDM’s ‘Even The Good Girls...’ & loads more. #booksky

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March, 19-21: God is a comedian A stiff drink is recommended

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation.

I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment.

This summary is just fantastic.

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Tomorrow!

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Oh interesting so NOW it’s okay to work from home, thanks FT!

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Take us all back to the “last analogue decade”, MADM. #booksky

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nup/ yup/ yup/ nup #lastfourwatched
@letterboxd.social #filmsky

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