Interior of a spaceship with a mess on the floor

Just making myself at home in #starfield

Had a client tell me that he had a hard time believing that words could hurt people with Vicious Mockery. ...wait until I spring Power Word Kill on them. 😅

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#dungeonsanddragons

Just had my #dungeonsanddragons group manage to sneak into a bandit compound, convince a hill giant to go back to sleep, and retrieve a stolen book that was 2 ft x 2 ft, all without getting caught. Well, until they started dropping Hunger Of Hadar spells everywhere.

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Looks great!

One i need to work on as a #ttrpg player: don't chime in with unsolicited rules clarifications at the table. Being a lifetime #dungeonmaster it's a habit that's hard to break. 😅

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Had to take a bio break again last night while being the #dungeonmaster -- either I need to better pace my water intake or start keeping glass jars under the table.

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Sometimes I want to leave comments on others' posts, only to find that I really have nothing of importance to say. This is always the challenge of social media for folks who ain't that social. 😅

Starting a new run in #starfield to check out the latest updates. So if you don't hear from me for, oh, 4 months, you'll know what's up.

Me: I need to make sure I am eating more vegetables for a healthy diet.
Also Me: This Broccoli-Spinach-Alfredo pizza slice definitely counts as a serving of vegetables.

I'm all in if they include The Black Cauldron.

Still image of Dale dressed in a white tux walking into a circle matte exactly like the opening of all 007 films.

Okay. I never said I was the swiftest, but how is that it took me 25 years before I realized that this scene in #rescuerangers episode "Double O Chipmunk" was actually a direct homage to the opening 007 title sequence? 😅

So far, today has included editing a #rescuerangers video, building a #dungeonsanddragons map, applying for a job, and eating leftover Popeye's. Truly, a holiday plan like no other!

Driving around for the first time with the window fully down, and I can't help but keep my arm resting in the open frame like a 50s greaser.

I have been trying to build some maps for a module but have not found a program I am happy with yet because none of them seem to handle stairs the way I want. 😅

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#dungeonsanddragons
#dungeonmaster

Starting to look into taking a VO class or two.

Mainly so I'll have more voices as a DM besides Dr. Claw, gravelly smoker man, and slightly-concussed Mickey Mouse.

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#dungeonsanddragons

If A24 produced Chip N Dale's Rescue Rangers YouTube video by Matt Plotecher

Just was wondering what it would be like if #A24 made a film from my favorite #rescuerangers episode.

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Rewatching #rescuerangers again, and I never realized just how many times the episode starts with them testing out a new invention/vehicle that #GadgetHackwrench made. 😂

Cancel Culture Note: The following transcript has been ever-so-slightly embellished.

It's something we've all gone through.

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Started playing Star Wars Outlaws after a friend has been running us through a #starwars Edge of Empire campaign, and boy, I feel like I am playing through those early sessions. 😂

Thanks for confirming I wasn't just hallucinating. 😅

So... did the #TTRPG feed just vanish suddenly? Went to check up on it and it was just gone....

I think your desktop needs more widescreen monitors. 😅

I'm not a big fan of just asking players "What do you want to do?" without giving some options. In a game with theoretically infinite directions, that's a lot for the players to decide, especially when determining marching order can be a intense series of negotiations.

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We Three Animation Shorts Animation has long held a special place in my heart.

Revisiting some of my favorite animated shorts. Because, why not?

#animation

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My #dungeonsanddragons group was investigating a lighthouse, only to be jumped by a group of fishmen. Still, I did not rule the party as surprised because they clearly thought that there was something... fishy about the place.

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#dadjokes

My wife pointed out a slight typo in my last substack: instead of “Seriously, I could eat linguine or spaghetti…” I wrote “Seriously, I could eat lingerie or spaghetti…” Welp, at least they are both high in fiber.

Wait, Weight? Don’t Tell Me! Earlier this week Gracie and I were working away in the kitchen on a chicken dinner (because we are a winner-winner, naturally).

Splitting the seams on this one.

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Pretty proud of my D&D group; last night they had a chance to kill off a group of thugs that attacked them, and instead just let them live. For a nominal fee, of course.

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Anyone else remember when cave maps actually had hexs?

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Well, Bowl Me Over Bowling is one of those sports that people forget is an actual sport.

You need to be on the ball for this game....

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