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Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.

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Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi WASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the stren...

“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan

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The Next 'Star Wars' Book Sets the Stage for the 'Andor' Revolution (Exclusive) 'Edge of the Abyss', the second book in the 'Reign of the Empire' trilogy, is set a year before 'Andor', and includes plenty of key characters from the award-winning series.

'Edge of the Abyss', the second book in the 'Reign of the Empire' trilogy, is set a year before 'Andor', and includes plenty of key characters from the award-winning series.

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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

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God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave THE HEAVENS—Admitting He felt torn between His true feelings and His fear of the unknown, the Lord God Almighty announced Monday that He no longer loved humanity but was too afraid to leave. “Any affe...

God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave

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"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

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“It’s just sad how predictable and lame and obvious and wrong it all is. Fascism is just a total fail… It eats itself up in the end… This will have been an incredible waste of time, an incredibly wasted opportunity and an incredibly dark period in America’s history that it may never recover from.”

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Photo of a T with a drop shadow that is squiggly and tall as if it were a g-g-g-ghost!

Photo of a T with a drop shadow that is squiggly and tall as if it were a g-g-g-ghost!

if the drop shadow is doing this your book is haunted

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Ben Quadinaros will return in the upcoming video game STAR WARS: GALACTIC RACER

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i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way

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Doodle of two frogs sitting in a pot of boiling water. One says, “is it getting hot in here?” And the other is yelling, “stop overreacting!”

Doodle of two frogs sitting in a pot of boiling water. One says, “is it getting hot in here?” And the other is yelling, “stop overreacting!”

a quick doodle about two frogs

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Our hearts go out the the people of Minnesota today. You truly have friends everywhere. 💙

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Lord of the rings: Merry looks into the glowing palantir orb… and screams

Lord of the rings: Merry looks into the glowing palantir orb… and screams

“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”

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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relati...

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A black-and-white cat walking on a light-colored floor

A black-and-white cat walking on a light-colored floor

A black-and-white cat walking on a light-colored floor

A black-and-white cat walking on a light-colored floor

A rectangle is walking :3

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Syril Karn from Andor. Digital drawing by me.

#andor #starwars #digitalpainting #digitaldrawing #syrilkarn

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#birdbot

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believe me or not, this is a drawing of two black cats, but their shape resembles a semicolon

believe me or not, this is a drawing of two black cats, but their shape resembles a semicolon

two black cats lying down, their shape resembles a semicolon

two black cats lying down, their shape resembles a semicolon

“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together”

the humble semicolon:

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Rian Johnson casually dropping a great jab at tons of misinformed Star Wars fans who think their values align with the Rebels, rather than the Empire

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🎁🎅🏻

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scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"

scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

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[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby

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"If you're doing nothing wrong, what is there to fear?"
"I'm fearing your definition of wrong."
#Andor

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ANDOR screenwriter Dan Gilroy on how seriously he took writing Mon Mothma’s speech

“I revelled in it. I got lost in it. I imagined it. I respected it. I wanted to make every comma and period proper and right. This was hallowed ground to me.”

(Source: www.empireonline.com/tv/news/ando...)

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YOU AND ME AND EVERY OTHER POOR PEACE OF SHIT IN THE COUNTRY SUFFER BECAUSE ALL DA MONEY HAS TO GO TO 4 GUYS WHO SOMEHOW NEVER PAY TAX'S, AND IN 2025 EVERY TRIP TO THE GAS STATION SNACK AISLE FEELS LIKE THE ZOO AS A KID "WE DONT HAVE THE MONEY FOR THIS" EXCEPT THE BREAD WAS 99 CENT'S THEN, NOW YA CANT USE COINS TO BUY ANY THING, EVEN THE PARKING METERS AN APP THAT EMAILS YOU LATER AND SAYS "LIKE PARKING? COME DOWN TOWN RIGHT NOW AND PAY US TO PARK HERE" , ANY NORMAL PERSON IF THEY HAD $1,000,000,000 WOULD GIVE ALOT OF IT TO HELP UNHOUSED AND HUNGRY PEOPLE, AND THATS WHY THEY NEVER LET US HOLD THAT MONEY, THEY KNOW ANY ONE WITH A SOUL WOULD USE IT TO HELP EVERY ONE ELSE, INSTEAD OF LAUGHING AT THEM AND BUYING ANOTHER YACHHT , WHO EVEN LIKES BOATS???? SORRY BUT YOUR FUCKIN DERANGED IF U LIKE THAT SHIT,,, "IM DEFYING THE POWER OF WATER LOOK AT ME" QUIT BRAGGING , I AM A LAND ANIMAL, I RESPECT THE POWER OF STONE AND FOREST , IF YOUR NOT ROWING THAT THING I DO NOT RESPECT YOU, A CANOE IS A HUMBLE VEHICLE, A DINGHY IS A TOOL OF HUMANS, A YACHT IS THE DEVIL'S CAR , AND HES SAILING INTO YOUR EMPTY VESSEL BEZOS!!!!!!!! HES MOTORING RIGHT INTO THE LACK OF EMPATHY OF EVERY "RIGHT WING GUY" !!!! ANY WAY THE TEXT ON HERE "EVERY THING COULD BE FIND IF RICH PEOPLE HAD SLIGHTLY LESS MONEY, OH WELL GUESS IMPROVING THE WORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE " - THINK ABOUT THIS WHY IS IT ILLEGAL TO SAY WHAT WOULD FIX THE COUNTRY, WHY IS IT AGAINST EVERY TERM OF SERVICE, THINK ABOUT IT, THINK ABOUT IT, THINK ABOUT IT, THE RULES ARE FOR THE WORKERS, ITS RIGHT IN THE NAME "THE RULING CLASS" WHY ARE THEY NOT SUBJECT TO OUR RULES, THINK ABOUT IT , YOU KNOW WHY, AND YOU KNOW THAT EVERY THING ENDS, THE ONLY QUESTION IS ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHAT IT TAKES OR WILL YOU LAY DOWN AND BEG FOR APPROVAL LIKE A TRAINED DOG,,,,, ARE YOU A DOG OR ARE YOU A HUMAN BEING , YOU ARE A REAL SPECIAL PEACE OF SHIT JUST LIKE ME AND U KNOW WHAT U HAVE TO DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

YOU AND ME AND EVERY OTHER POOR PEACE OF SHIT IN THE COUNTRY SUFFER BECAUSE ALL DA MONEY HAS TO GO TO 4 GUYS WHO SOMEHOW NEVER PAY TAX'S, AND IN 2025 EVERY TRIP TO THE GAS STATION SNACK AISLE FEELS LIKE THE ZOO AS A KID "WE DONT HAVE THE MONEY FOR THIS" EXCEPT THE BREAD WAS 99 CENT'S THEN, NOW YA CANT USE COINS TO BUY ANY THING, EVEN THE PARKING METERS AN APP THAT EMAILS YOU LATER AND SAYS "LIKE PARKING? COME DOWN TOWN RIGHT NOW AND PAY US TO PARK HERE" , ANY NORMAL PERSON IF THEY HAD $1,000,000,000 WOULD GIVE ALOT OF IT TO HELP UNHOUSED AND HUNGRY PEOPLE, AND THATS WHY THEY NEVER LET US HOLD THAT MONEY, THEY KNOW ANY ONE WITH A SOUL WOULD USE IT TO HELP EVERY ONE ELSE, INSTEAD OF LAUGHING AT THEM AND BUYING ANOTHER YACHHT , WHO EVEN LIKES BOATS???? SORRY BUT YOUR FUCKIN DERANGED IF U LIKE THAT SHIT,,, "IM DEFYING THE POWER OF WATER LOOK AT ME" QUIT BRAGGING , I AM A LAND ANIMAL, I RESPECT THE POWER OF STONE AND FOREST , IF YOUR NOT ROWING THAT THING I DO NOT RESPECT YOU, A CANOE IS A HUMBLE VEHICLE, A DINGHY IS A TOOL OF HUMANS, A YACHT IS THE DEVIL'S CAR , AND HES SAILING INTO YOUR EMPTY VESSEL BEZOS!!!!!!!! HES MOTORING RIGHT INTO THE LACK OF EMPATHY OF EVERY "RIGHT WING GUY" !!!! ANY WAY THE TEXT ON HERE "EVERY THING COULD BE FIND IF RICH PEOPLE HAD SLIGHTLY LESS MONEY, OH WELL GUESS IMPROVING THE WORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE " - THINK ABOUT THIS WHY IS IT ILLEGAL TO SAY WHAT WOULD FIX THE COUNTRY, WHY IS IT AGAINST EVERY TERM OF SERVICE, THINK ABOUT IT, THINK ABOUT IT, THINK ABOUT IT, THE RULES ARE FOR THE WORKERS, ITS RIGHT IN THE NAME "THE RULING CLASS" WHY ARE THEY NOT SUBJECT TO OUR RULES, THINK ABOUT IT , YOU KNOW WHY, AND YOU KNOW THAT EVERY THING ENDS, THE ONLY QUESTION IS ARE YOU WILLING TO DO WHAT IT TAKES OR WILL YOU LAY DOWN AND BEG FOR APPROVAL LIKE A TRAINED DOG,,,,, ARE YOU A DOG OR ARE YOU A HUMAN BEING , YOU ARE A REAL SPECIAL PEACE OF SHIT JUST LIKE ME AND U KNOW WHAT U HAVE TO DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ALT TEXT - SHIRT'S AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN

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ITS OK TO DO NOTHING
YOU DONT NEED A EXCUSE , FUCK IT, YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE CHILLIN IN THE WOOD'S RIGHT NOW, BENG BUSY IS THE WORST HOBBY, DOING SHIT ISNT EVEN FUNNY HALF THE TIME, DOING NOTHING COST'S NOTHING, "DA PLEASURE OF THE MIND" FUCK IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,,,, IF THEY EVER FIND OUT THAT SITTEN ON YOUR COUCH LOOKEN OUT THE WINDOW IS FREE THERE GONNA START CHARGING FOR IT -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS OK TO DO NOTHING YOU DONT NEED A EXCUSE , FUCK IT, YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE CHILLIN IN THE WOOD'S RIGHT NOW, BENG BUSY IS THE WORST HOBBY, DOING SHIT ISNT EVEN FUNNY HALF THE TIME, DOING NOTHING COST'S NOTHING, "DA PLEASURE OF THE MIND" FUCK IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,,,, IF THEY EVER FIND OUT THAT SITTEN ON YOUR COUCH LOOKEN OUT THE WINDOW IS FREE THERE GONNA START CHARGING FOR IT -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS OK - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Knuckle tattoos saying bee movie but due to fingers it actually says beem ovie

Knuckle tattoos saying bee movie but due to fingers it actually says beem ovie

4 months ago 152 18 2 0
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