Bagged salad makers drastically overestimate my willingness to consume the butt end of a cabbage head

Oh, that's so sweet!

And if you were interested in good journalism:

Maybe report on how mail delivery is burdened by the massive amounts of amazon, etc packages being sent through our federal post.

Then, a good journalist would call for maringal wealth taxes on corporations with billions in revenue.

To help people.

OFFS. It's a service. It's not supposed to make a profit.

We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

The frolicking took me out 😂😂😂

You tell them you love them, that you're there for them, tell them about good memories you've shared, hold their hand. Sometimes you don't say anything at all. Sometimes you just listen to them talk and that's the best thing to do.

So this amazing musical that made me cry and is about stuff close to my heart, they’re at 90% with 9 days left! Go look! Go *listen*! greenlit.com/project/unfo...

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Russian Grafting – an Easy Alternative to Kitchener Stitch Learn a simple way to join two sets of live stitches with a flat decorative seam that is an alternative to the Kitchener stitch grafting.

Even though Kitchener stitch is the best way to create an absolutely invisible seam, there are other ways to join stitches that look quite nice and are easier to do.
tenrowsaday.com/russian-graf...

#knitting #knit #knitsky #knitter #handknit
#beginnerknitter #knitwear
#sweaterweather #justknitting

The fact that moving to Windows 11 is one of the stupidest decisions of my life is a source of constant embarrassment to me. Like, why? Why did I trust those wankers? It's shit and my laptop audibly groans under the weight of its shitiness. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

😂😂

It's fascinating!

#CapeCod #Poetry #Painting #Spring

I opened a book and in I strode
Now nobody can find me.
I’ve left my chair, my house, my road,
My town and my world behind me.

Julia Donaldson

🎨 George Hartley (1933-2020)

Oh, I can smell the scent in my mind!

Really good advice here

The wee butterflies! 🥰

Nature's ASMR. 😁

This. This is a post. It's a whole mood with historical overtones. 🥰🥰

Star Stitch Skirt Crochet Pattern Today I’m publishing something a little different for Little Conkers – my latest crochet pattern is my Star Stitch Skirt! This simple but elegant, knee-length skirt is a great place to start if…

This skirt is easy to #crochet and easy to customize. Full details here:
littleconkers.co.uk/star-stitch-...
#MakeYourOwn

Screenshot from the New York Times spelling bee game of 'Manimal' and the game app saying it's not a word. Rude. It's only the greatest television show ever. Oh, but I guess that makes it a proper noun too. Hmmm. Fine. This time, NYT!

Well that's disappointing.

Because someone asked:

Kaleidotrope is only open to submissions for a week, so I will accept multiple submissions, and you do not need to wait for a response on one before sending another.

I mean, all dogs are delightful. Bigguns, littlins, midsize, all dogs are a delight. Expand your doggy love, receptionist.

I love listening to them Trilling away to each other.

They Thought What? Unpacking the history (and present) of science

This is fascinating. 'Mermaid research agenda' is something I'll be thinking about for a while.

They Thought What?
By Whitney Barlow Robles

contingentmagazine.org/2026/04/16/t...

So soft!! Oh my goodness.

Howl's Moving Castle | LEGO® Ideas Here is my take on the beloved and magical quadrupedal machine from my favorite Studio Ghibli film- Howl’s Moving Castle!I’m presenting this as a LEGO Idea as b…

Dear everyone in the world,

Please vote for this Lego idea of Howl's Moving Castle. Imagine how fun it would be to build!

Thank you for your attention,
Me

beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

That single eye, it looks right into you. Very cool.