“Cunnilingis and psychiatry brought us to this” is quite a quote, especially out of context

She’s guarding me. From what, I don’t know, but I appreciate it nonetheless

“Your wife is a Bigfoot, Gus!”

Eddie Murphy - Now That's a Fire! YouTube video by David Villanueva

You kids don’t know shit!

“Now thass a far!” - Eddie Murphy in Delirious

The “male loneliness epidemic” in a nutshell

Now we’re cookin’

Things could be worse. It looks like she’s not pictured, but Bernie is just investigating a smell under the deck

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I’m old and I fell in love with movies at a young age

Hashtag generational trauma or whatever the fuck

Share an 80s movie I will always love??

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It’s 4/20. You know what’s up, maaaan #filmsky

We don’t always agree, but Butts is super smart, and she’s a fun follow #filmsky

Realizing US citizens paid $166 Billion in illegal tariffs and now it’s being refunded back to corporations instead of us.

Slippin and rippin, baby

Napoleon Dynamite ass dog

This was a sick duck to left hook counter for the finish #UFC #MMA

I dropped my phone in a cup of that once and shit started charging

I started another Sopranos rewatch

Please don't use speaker phone while in library. Ask for headphones at the front desk.

Only a fallen society needs this sign

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Finally watching the season finale of The Pitt, and it just hit me how cool it is that Fiona Dourif and Taylor Dearden are working together #ThePitt

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Here’s The D playing Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game because it’s cool and fun

Rock and roll drive thru

Bumping’ Flashlight on the way to the party

Someone wants to take a break and go to the library (pick up a burger and a pup cup). What Bernie wants, Bernie Goetz 🤷🏻‍♂️

We’re having a big day, people. Gotta take advantage of these manic states

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Great minds

Aww man… there’s a hospice car parked next door. I’m sure you can tell by my general disposition that I don’t talk to my neighbors a lot, but that still makes me sad. He had a stroke years ago, and she’s holding up way better than him. She even gave me vegetables from her garden when I moved in

I said it last night, and I’ll say it again - they should team up and call themselves Creamsicle (or Creamsickle if you’re into wordplay)