Old man yells at slightly older man.

#headlines

Sure. Nothing shows your comittment to global partnerships more than announcing that you want to rename another country's stuff after your leader.

#Trump

Look out! The New York Post has taken to self consciously using Bougie in it's headlines!

#NewYork

Or reading or learning in general!

A key feature of politics now is that you're not supposed to educate yourself. You're just supposed to feel what's true and yell at anyone who disagrees.

#politics #moderntimes

Suprisingly enough, America is not the craziest country in the world right now.

(Watch Trump do the same thing next week)

A delusionala

#newsslop

In these strange times, I couldn't totally discount the possibility that the US just might stage a military intervention on a music festival.

Me: "Surely, the top news story in the world today must be from the Middle East where ..."

NBC: "Lemons!"

Me: "Really?"

NBC: "Baby names!!"

#news #media

These days, that could be just one cell phone.

#NewYorkCity

I thought they were going to somehow use AI to make shoes but no, they're straight up going to be an AI company now.

#AI

Abrupty

Not that he ever read the Bible, but Trump is totally an Old Testament guy: "An eye for an eye", that sort of thing.

The New Testament is filled with "Turn the other cheek" and other concepts foreign to Trump's nature.

You'd think the oil guys would be content to just roll around in all the cash they've been gouging us out of but they'll also insult you if you have the temerity to say anything about it.

#oil #gas #prices

I'm not someone who puts much stock on all those "cognitive decline" stories about Trump ... he's never been a deep thinker.

However, I'm pretty sure he used to know what a corner store is.

#Trump

Trump is notably not a fan of NATO but it's true that China can win just by being less crazy.

I'm just going to assume that Greenland is now back on Trump's "To Do" list.

#Trump

Trump was very happy that Venezuela worked out for him. Iran, not so much.

Rather than learn from this, he's going to aggressively launch military strikes on various countries until he gets another win.

#Trump

A great strategy to use french in a proposed new tax.

A "Cheese Tax" would spur outrage. An "Impot du fromage" is much more acceptable.

#NewYork

If you hire a bunch of clowns, don't be suprised if you end up with a circus.

#Trump #Iran

He can't stop himself with the religious memes.

Somehow he makes social media worse than it already is.

#Trump #SocialMedia

Just because you see your energy costs rapidly rising doesn't mean your energy costs aren't going down.

#Republicans #reality

We've reached the point where Republicans are just like "Wow. Let's imagine if things were run competently! Wouldn't that be just great?"

#Republicans #reality

I live in New York. No way these things are making it down the street without being tipped over, robbed of their food and possibly shot.

In today's example of "News nobody saw coming" - Spain has become fed up with America trying to take over the world and is urging China to give it a shot.

I just downloaded it this morning! No idea when I'll get to it but now I won't miss out.

Last week Trump threatened to destroy an entire civilization.

I guess that civilization was Roman Catholicism.

#Trump

Do memes count as investigatory material now?

Highly classified, TOP SECRET memes? Lol.

#journalism #media

This makes the Astronauts seem like babies who lack object permanence.

NASA: "Where's the Earth? Where is it?"

*Earth reemerges from behind the Moon*

NASA: "Peekaboo!"

*Astronauts giggle like relieved babies*

Weak on crime ... because he's against crucifixion?

#Trump #PopeLeoXIV

US: "We demand that you open the strait!"

Iran: "No! It will never open"

US: "Then we'll close it!"

Iran: "Fine, saves us the work then."

US: "Hah! We showed them who's boss! Hey, wait a minute ..."

#StraitofHormuz #Hormuz #Trump