The idea of a timeout area for grown adults that has video cameras on it is funny to start. And when multiple grown adults are in a very visible small timeout area, it takes things to another level.

A loud cheer now that five Penguins are in the box lol

4+ players in the penalty box is the funniest thing that happens in any sport. Just jam a bunch of dudes into a small area, close the glass door, and let them figure out where to sit.

POOP BAGS YES FOR YOUR POOP

I like this sign in my neighborhood

being trans rules actually and the only downsides are deliberately manufactured by cis people

what's a farmer's #1 way to get a lady's attention

a tractor

A screen shot of a skeet from Merriam-Webster that reads - ‘SWIMS’ upside down is still ‘SWIMS’. With a reply that reads - if you love geometric fonts where this would be true so much then why don't you use them in your body copy? no? not readable? go FUCK yourself; dictionary. they should call you hypocrictionary

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

A small toad sitting on the fingers of someone's hand! The toad is black in color with very red parotoid glands! They are mostly smooth skinned but have small rings of lighter color on their back that make it look like they might have bumps!

Our friend the Rose's Mountain Toad is a small toad who lives in the fynbos of the Western Cape province of South Africa! They only grow to just over an inch long! They are missing middle-ear elements, which means they can't hear, and also have no advertisement call! (photo by Luke Goddard)

it must be a very broad sweeping list based on likes/follows or something, bc I interact with few and say very little about ai,if anything at all, and I'm on it lmao

Painting of a cluster of ghost pipes rising out of a black background. Their pale flowers with ghostly hints of blue and pink sit on bare stems without leaves or any hint of green. Still, a bee is very happy to find them.

Painting of ghost pipes in water soluble encaustic on black prepped wood for #repostyourart

#bloomscrolling #botanicalart #bee

I do think tech companies are underestimating the amount of
- new account fatigue
- new app fatigue
- useless upgrade fatigue
- terms of service fatigue

Soup without a texture

Damn soup has no texture

i have no interest in renovating an expensive arena vanity project of a rich dipshit car dealership guy from texas and his team of random guys from all over the country who can pick up and leave at any time. give the money to leech botanical garden. they're not gonna move the trees to nashville

this is where you 🫵 are from

Got a laugh out of me 🫡

"The whole [MAHA eugenicist] apparatus depends on the harm being illegible as policy..."

Finally clocked out so I can smoke uuuup

The currently escalating tech backlash must be put in the context of:

“people have been listening to the most insufferable techbros in the world gleefully threaten everyone else with mass unemployment for over 6 years, and they’re sick of their shit”

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS UPSET WHEN SHE SEES SLUGGO LAYING ON THE GROUND, HIS BACK AGAINST A ROCK NANCY: SLUGGO--- YOU'RE THE LAZIEST BOY IN TOWN P2-NANCY POINTS TO A BEE SITTING ON A FLOWER … BZZZ BZZ NANCY : HERE, TAKE A CLOSE-UP OF THE BUSY BEE IN THAT FLOWER-- NANCY HANDS SLUGGO A MAGNIFYING GLASS P3- NANCY: IT MAY INSPIRE YOU TO BE MORE AMBITIOUS SLUGGO GETS A CLOSER LOOK OF THE BEE WITH THE MAGNIFYING GLASS P4- SLUGGO SEES THE BEE, BUT ITS NOT BUSY, BUT LAYING ON ITS BACK TAKING A NAP

idk if I have a more serious answer than this, pac rim is the first movie that popped in my head

Pacific rim

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TIRED: lying down
EVEN MORE TIRED: lying down on your stomach

“That’s tuck-pointin fer Gahd” is going to rattle around in my noggin til the day I die

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

must have been incredible to be in that room lmao

Unexpected moment in last one laughing Canada when pk subban showed up and pissed in a water bottle

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

the thing about our current moment is that yes, the anti-AI and anti-big tech people are getting very reactive nowadays - but have you seen what they’re *reacting* to?