Walked into the bathroom and there was a single pristine blackberry on the floor. For some reason

took an edible tonight. does anyone else picture the month of april as blueish-green and may as yellow

i love the way you decided to represent the solution's special property

happy birthday!! :)

really enjoying all the cool miis on the timeline tonight

Appreciate the banana for scale 🍌

cursed amulet o'toole

Lol the lighting makes it look way more yellow than it actually is - it's just avocado, onion, tomato, bell pepper, cilantro, crushed red pepper, lime juice, and salt & pepper

Made some guac of moley

Had a ton of fun at the #ACPT (crossword tournament) last weekend! I enjoyed the puzzles and got to meet some lovely crosswordy people. Finished 116th, next year will be the one I'll break top 100 :)

It's just a step to the ana... and a sliiide to the kata

You're famous now

yeah I'm a spellcaster

Constant companions motif spotted 👀

✨ANNOUNCEMENT✨

tomorrow on my radio show ill be joined by the SIIVAGUNNER TEAM !!! ( @highquality.rip )

tune in tomorrow for HIGH QUALITY RIPS on REAL LIFE FM RADIO !!! alongside some super special voice messages from the siIva team !!!

DONT MISS IT !!! ⛓️‍💥 below ⤵️

I feel like i sometimes have to actively resist the urge to do Some Cool Thing over and over in a track because part of what makes it so good is that you only hear it once or twice

He just can't stop winning

Extremely Skilled Wizard Best In The World At Needing Food

Now you're a professional tester 1

How To Succeed In Ferret Without Really Trying

Yeah ok it's april fools or something but also IT'S MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY!!!! She's not on bluesky but happy birthday caitlin :)

ooooooo i'm bob dylannnnnnn i smoke the weeeeeeeed i use ai to cross the sacred veneer of death to exploit celebrities' identities for profiiiiiiit

Let's get it

Made it up to Boston for Pax East! Looking forward to seeing what this year's con has to offer :)

I don't drink coffee, but I got a hot chocolate today, and this latte art is adorable

The hair acting as long floppy ears is a nice touch

Favorite dessert?