Dumb fuckin Americans on both sides of the aisle care more about the Circus part of the “Bread and Circuses” than the bread.

She is pro-cop not pro-environment.

Kamala Harris was vice president when they killed Tortuguita ffs.

AIPAC will get y’all together again soon.

Never happening

Sky News: Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist.

Greta Thunberg: See you all at the next climate strike :)

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The 90's were overrated and certainly not "the best time ever"

- Every marginalized community.

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

some good news: H.R. 1897, the awful bill attacking the Endangered Species Act, has been pulled from a vote and FAILED

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Two Israeli soldiers jailed over smashing of Jesus statue in Lebanon village Israel Defense Forces say the ‘soldiers’ conduct completely deviated from IDF orders and value’

Israeli forces have been shooting journalists, engaging in documented sexual violence [https://bit.ly/4vIAIcT] not to mention destroying hospitals and schools... but hit a statue of Jesus and finally two are instantly jailed. Clear priorities.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Marx and Lenin both Tauruses!

Sadly hitler.. also a Taurus

Well done

Are we cooked, chat?

Now we know why was so upset leaving the YELLOW brick road?

I never knew Mattress Stores would be so fascinating and diabolical.

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe?

Michael Jordan was doing the exact same shit as Pete Rose (gambling on games his team played in) during his playing career and Nike+the NBA have…done what it took to keep that quiet.

It’s almost like she’s influenced by something other then her constituents 🤔

“Kinder gentler machine gun hand”

No one asks the question WHY?

Why does this happen?

Is it just because of money and if so what good is a bourgeois democracy when the bourgeois can just buy the democracy🤔

I tend to agree he was a plant but do you have a source of him admitting this.. literally?

Gaza Needs $71.4 Billion for Recovery as Genocide Sets Development Back 77 Years | Common Dreams Only a tiny fraction of the already inadequate $17 billion pledged for Gaza reconstruction via US President Donald Trump's so-called "Board of Peace" has reportedly been received.

www.commondreams.org/news/gaza-re...

It almost sounds like bourgeois democracy only works for the bourgeois and almost never for the people.

Damn. Ain’t shit changed in 100 years.

Exactly

Another cash handout to businesses, while consumers paid the real costs.

Ok now that you’ve read palantirs manifesto you should check out this manifesto. You may have heard of it.

www.marxists.org/archive/marx...

Faculty Defect From Texas Publics, Citing Censorship Fed up with the state’s censoring of Plato, Joan of Arc and Romeo and Juliet, humanities professors are leaving Texas public institutions in pursuit of academic freedom.

'Texas A&M philosophy professor Martin Peterson is leaving the university after administrators told him in January that he couldn’t teach Plato’s Symposium in his philosophy class; they said the ancient Greek philosopher’s work violated the system’s restrictions on gender and sexuality content.' 1/3