Fun fact: after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home.

#RIP

Chuck Norris RIP 1940 - 2026

Death didn’t take Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris just followed Death home.

Mission: free pint accomplished 🍺

My local pub is running a Madri loyalty card promotion. I'm easily pleased. Unfortunately, it's only one stamp per day. #MadriMan #ChallengeAccepted

Watch: Hot air balloon lands in a Bedford residential street A large balloon lands in a residential street lined with cars and telegraph poles and wires.

I thought this was AI. Great bit of parking though... The dog running away saying sod this. 🤣
mikei.sh/45xYk96

Mystery object spotted in space 'may be alien spacecraft coming to attack Earth' A new research paper, written by a prominent Harvard astrophysicist, has claimed a mystery object in our Solar System could be an alien spacecraft which may attack Earth in just months

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords and await their arrival with great anticipation. Although, it does just look like a asteroid. 👽
mikei.sh/40AXS79 #WeAreNotAlone #AsteroidOrAlien

The cost of living crisis is getting out of hand. It's now £5 a pint in my local. If it goes up anymore I seriously have to tut quite loudly. #BrokenBritain

Here's the original photo.

AI is starting to scare me! I took an old photo of my dad from years ago when he was fully kitted out in PPE to remove asbestos from the garage. We always joked he looked like he was off to a rave. AI just turned that photo into my dad raving! #Amazing #Scary #Prodigy #OutOfSpace #DadHavingItLarge

Mystery over 200-year-old bottle of urine dug up in Cleethorpes - BBC News The bottle was unearthed by builders and is believed to to have been buried to ward off witches.

Please don't be my ancestor. It's definitely something we'd do. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20g1exx3xko.amp #Grimsby #Cleethorpes

Fired up my Blackberry Passport (Silver Edition) after 5 years. Sadly, it's not really usable anymore as the internet browser barely works and none of the apps do either. It's a shame as it's a beautiful phone. I used to regularly have people asking me what it was.

Crap Christmas Cracker. Can only pull from one side.

Worst Christmas crackers ever. What’s the point when you can only pull from one side? Apparently, they were posh. The presents were crap as well. A mirror, a tape measure & a shit hat. Utter nonsense. At least the jokes were ok. #ChristmasRuined #MerryChristmas

Love Lights the Season – Christmas Song | Me Myself & I See how I used AI to write and produce a Christmas song! From ChatGPT's lyrics to Suno's festive track, listen to 'Love Lights the Season'—a Christmas pop hit!

Here's my blog post which explains how Love Lights the Season was created. https://mikei.sh/3OWM7S4 Listening back, it's obviously AI. However, the future is scary. #SkyNet #CyberdyneSystems

Love Lights the Season – Christmas Song

Mariah Carey, watch out—I’m coming for you (Oooh, Er, Missus!) With a little (ok, a lot of) help, I’ve written my own Christmas song! 🎄🎶 Love Lights the Season—a Christmas classic in the making. https://youtu.be/3paVoBFha00?si=-qkI9pIk44VPr3oA #Christmas #Song

Bollocks! How many times did i say basically. Basically, Bluesky needs an edit function. 🤦‍♂️

First feed created bsky.app/profile/did:... basically a feed for Grimsby,UK and the local area. (Grimsby's my hometown) It's basically an easy way to find my fellow Grimbarians & keep up-to-date.

Looking at my posts, I come across as some sort of app reviewer or maybe even a bot. I'm a real human boy...ok man. This just feels like the twitter circ 2010. In terms of how does this work and what's the best way to interact. Currently looking into custom feeds & atmosphere. #Geeklife

TOKIMEKI - Bluesky client project TOKIMEKI is a Bluesky browser client with multi-column and multi-account support.

My favourite Bluesky client app (so far) is Tokimeki. Web app here https://mikei.sh/4hRcV3j their handle is @tokimeki.blue It's also available in the Play Store & currently in testing on the Apple Store. It has major #Tweetdeck vibes about it i.e. multi-column, multi-account.

Crossposting to Bluesky✅️, Mastodon✅️, Threads✅️, Twitter✅️ available via the #Openvibe app http://mikei.sh/40IILJx To crosspost to Twitter I used a IFTTT applet which took the post to Mastodon and then posted it to Twitter. #Test #Success

Crossposting test. Bluesky, Mastodon, Threads, Twitter. #Test