The night has just begun

People are rarely as impressive in real life as you have made them to be in your head.

Curb your expectations so you can be pleasantly surprised instead of severely disappointed.

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I don’t want no mo nigga blues

Give me the 5pc combo, dirty rice, beans and rice, with two biscuits. Oh and don’t to add the cornbread.

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Some of my coworkers remain so modest when ordering lunches on company dime.

As for me? PERHAPS NOT.

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Politicians quoting the Constitution when it suits their purposes—and ignoring it when it doesn't.

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Christians quoting the Bible when it suits their purposes—and ignoring it when it doesn't.

Leftovers always hit different

I am 34 flavors and then some

Just in case, if you didn’t know, I’m second to none

I love waking up on CP time

It’s giving hypertension galore

"It's a me, Law-rio!"

#MelaninatedMarch

I never realized how much I don’t care pop music

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Stop chasing potential

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Grown but I still want Christmas gifts

Say grace

I really appreciate my silence and thoughts moments

I’ve been blessed thus far

You can do it, put your back into it #gym #fitness #fit #deadlifts

Some sweets through the bitters of life

4 fav looks of 2025

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The only old thing I hold on to is vintage

Time to get back to my #StudioGhibliJourney!

Now watching Howl's Moving Castle with the bestie. 📺

#AnimeSky

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New Orleans, please be kind to my waistline 😅