Factual reality means nothing to someone who literally never stops lying

The delusions on this moron are astounding

He believes his own bullshit so hard it's crazy

Idiots always are

I've seen a lot of "Who would win, Superman vs ____" questions, but honestly the answer is probably just "Superman would be nice to them and they wouldn't have to fight"

Takes one to know one

All you had to do was pay us enough to live

Like ozone and rancid ham

#filmsky #moviequote #nationallampoon #vacation

Yeah that will solve all of our problems…..

playin games on my Nintando

This is treason

Then what is the point of him being AG? Oh, right...protecting Trump. Never mind.

Happy #4️⃣20 to all you beautiful people

#fourtwenty is the #beesknees

BREAKING: Donald Trump just boosted Democrats’ chances of taking the House.

He said the quiet part out loud, “fair elections” means he loses power.

That’s not a warning, that’s a confession.

Have a #Fantastic4️⃣20

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

Infowars logo but gay frogged

God bless

https://www.theonion.info/

Absolute wonder woman

I genuinely love Absolute Wonder Woman. She’s absolutely (yes I said it) perfect.

Hayden Sherman draws her beautifully. Everyone meets is instantly enamored with her, and between how she looks and how she acts it’s easy to see why. Thompson is the best WW writer in ages.

#ComicSky #DCComics

Test those horses for coke immediately

Curse you William Joel!!!!

"... and Joe, since you're still here can you do me a BIG favor?"

#DonaldTrump #JoeRogan

I picture Kash Patel, groggy, having barely awoken from some cocain come down stupor

Murmuring to himself...

"But, what about 2020?"

Joy is an act of resistance btw

Art is an act of resistance btw

Love is an act of resistance btw

Can we fucking talk about the fact that shitbag corporations like Amazon don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay fuckall for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business.

WE Pay for ALL that shit.

🐁☁️🎈💕

🚗💕🚕🤝

I’m really shocked that 10 hours after Trump declared total victory nothing has changed from yesterday.