Distracted chilli

👏👍

Some clear finger rings with chilli seeds inside

Attention bsky, I can make rings now!

...coming from the guy who was holding up traffic the other day 🫢

OpenAI now lets you screenshot your privacy in the foot Make your model smarter through self-surveillance Those who cannot remember Microsoft Recall are condemned to repeat it. …

OpenAI now lets you screenshot your privacy in the foot

Dave Mason Dead At 79 Dave Mason Dead At 79...An official statement from his social media site reads: It is with deep and profound sadness that we share the news of the passing of Dave Mason. On Sunday, April 19, after cooking an amazing dinner with his beloved wife Winifred, he sat down to take a nap with sweet Star (the maltese) at his feet. He passed away peacefully, in his favorite chair, surrounded by the beautiful Carson Valley that he loved so much. A storybook ending. On his own terms. Which is how he lived his life right up until the end.

Dave Mason Dead At 79

Dave Mason Dead At 79...An official statement from his social media site reads: It is with deep and profound sadness that we share the news of the passing of Dave Mason. On Sunday, April 19, after cooking an amazing dinner with his beloved wife Winifred, he sat down to take a…

Spitting Image S03E03 - Rev Ian Paisley YouTube video by xav500011

youtu.be/0hyueqHIUsA?...

21.45 FILM: THERE WILL BE BLOOD Period drama

Honey bee 🐝 in blue lithodora .. few forget me knots dotted in!

🌿☕ Joyful afternoon to you all 💐

Lithodora is derived from the Greek words lithos meaning stone, and dorea, meaning gift referring to its habitat in rocky, scree-like, or mountainous areas

The honey bee agrees that this is a stone gift indeed 🤗 🐝 💐💙

#bloomscrolling

A black-and-white cartoon depicts a post-apocalyptic scene where a man in tattered business attire sits around a small campfire with three children amidst a barren, dark landscape with the faint, jagged silhouettes of a ruined city in the background. The man, gesturing with one hand, looks toward the children as he delivers the caption below the illustration: “Yes, billionaires took over our media, co-opted democracy, and destroyed our planet. But we had some great Earth Day celebrations.”

Happy Earth Day, everyone!

Merch... just landed.....

Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer (out in theaters August 28) www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43...

Blue plaque for the woman who unlocked the secrets of the stars Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin is described as

Blue Plaque awarded to Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin, astronomer who first proposed composition of stars.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Datacenter boom keeps dirty coal plants alive in the US Happy Earth Day! Datacenter growth in the US is helping keep aging fossil-fuel plants online longer, slowing the shift to a cleaner grid and worsening air pollution, according to new research from a group of environmental nonprofits.…

Datacenter boom keeps dirty coal plants alive in the US

how to turn off sports in trending topics

VIOLENCE is never the answer, my granddad used to say. As such, when I appeared on The Weakest Link a few years back, and Anne Robinson asked "What "V' is a noun meaning 'physical force intend. ed to hurt, damage or kill?'," I said I didn't know, and subsequently got voted off without winning a penny. Thanks a fucking bunch, granddad. T Ellen, London

A graphic that says I won a Webby We Made It #webbys

I did it, I beat that motherfucker Pingu
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#nootnoot #webbys

Loving the opticians ruler.

A painting of a bird beside the text "what a great opportunity to study a dumbass in the wild"

Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.

Types of Board Game

xkcd.com/3235/

Swing battah, SWING!!

Had a great Greek Omelette with Steve Rosenberg, author of the book “Going Full Speed: The Sean Taylor Stories” at Metro29 Diner. Good times chatting and catching up on Gabe Taylor playing for the @ufldefenders.bsky.social. Thanks for the company… and the cannoli! a.co/d/0iq7Z0O6

Sheogorath stands in an abandoned chapel.

Sheogorath wants YOU on the Public Test Server this week! He’d be awfully bored in there alone—who knows what he could get up to? 🧀 beth.games/4sTu6Wp

The first wild garlic blooms of the year have arrived!

Roll on summer! 🤩

Absurd study suggests eating fruits and vegetables leads to cancer Experts point out a series of flaws, including small size and no control group.

The full study behind the headlines hasn’t been published yet, but experts have seen enough to call it baloney.

A mug featuring a painting of a bird beside the text "our expectations for you were low, but holy fuck"

Effin’ Birds mugs are $14 and everything else is up to 35% off: eatf.art/mugs
Click on a design you like and then hit "shop more styles" to see t-shirts, hats, phone cases and all kinds of crazy shit.

#TuesdayThoughts

Dear Companies/Corporate Middle Managers.

Every single one of your AI helpdesk bots is FUCKING USELESS and not remotely fit for purpose.

But hey, Government and Corporates, by all means buy in to this technology and make everyone’s life a lot worse in ever single regard.

Luv The General Public