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Posts by Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent

You know that in the future there is gonna be that guy that has collected all the memes and cartoons...get him drunk and he will be all "...I got the one where he made himself Jesus....serious..."

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these are some insane rates:
VENMO VISA SIGNATURE CREDIT CARD AND VENMO VISA CREDIT CARD
Annual Percentage Rate (APR) for Purchases
18.74% for Account Type 1 or
27.74% for Account Type 2 or
30.74% for Account Type 3

4 days ago 0 0 0 0
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Cool Cool! Now do Israel!!

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We already know the truth 🤷‍♂️
Corporations are always given priority as they are now ‘people’ and allegedly have more rights than lowly citizens.
And. We. Pay. Their. Bills.

Get angry enough to Vote‼️

#Pinks 🌸
#ProudBlue 💙

6 days ago 55 23 1 0
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Cartoon by Robert Ariail | Andrews McMeel

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Democrat Response: "Oh, he just showing that he's a MAN. Remove him from the roles!"
Republican Response: "Oh, he's a MAN. Get him UP in the Polls!"
#RESIST

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Looks to me like he is pushing the correct way.

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Been thinking: Those Artemis Astronauts saw the Challenger blow up.
They knew the history as one of danger and possible death
and took the job anyways.
But...what if one of them was actually Hoping for a challenger event?
and it was the ONLY reason they joined?
So much disappointment in success.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
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been watching those 'Song Reaction' Videos?
Where they take people that have NEVER heard Rock songs?
80's & 90's stuff? And let them analyze them while listening?
Yeah, I GREW UP to that shit. I was wrapped in all that glory...
That you can now hear while shopping for Cucumbers.

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To the folks saying 'we must forgive' I say:
You voted for a Mango Mussolini Oompa Loompa motherfucker
with the geopolitical sophistication of a swamp turd,
& while the Billionaires get richer,
We are all out here working harder than ever just to feel broke.

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Picture showing Justice Department paying Mike Flynn for lying and getting caught.  Also displays how Trump manipulated Cameroon politicians to take deportees for 30 million cash bribe. And finally that the US failed to agree that Slavery was/is crime against humanity

Picture showing Justice Department paying Mike Flynn for lying and getting caught. Also displays how Trump manipulated Cameroon politicians to take deportees for 30 million cash bribe. And finally that the US failed to agree that Slavery was/is crime against humanity

"Hey How can you say Trump is bad for America?!?"
like this:

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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MS NOW is really sending a message on their YouTube outputs:
#FunnyToMe

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Fuck man. I wanna live in a timeline thats not a Monty Python skit.

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

All I can think these days is "I wish Karma would hurry up and finish that MFer..."

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Also known as "Possible Last Meal" - US Army Hoorah!

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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So...Cesar Chavez was reported, after 60 years, that he liked to molest/rape young girls, and created babies with them in some cases. #PDX is going to change the street name back to 39th. People are cancelling 'holidays' in his honor. Wouldn't be happening if he was white and named Donald.

1 month ago 1 2 1 0

I also use Cold-Pressed Beet Root extract. Its supposed to clear the veins/widen the channel. Dunno about that, but I started using them together and it works, so not yet changing that formula.

1 month ago 1 1 1 0

135/83 currently. prior to using the Beet Root/Garlic combination, was 157/98

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

Ya gotta luv a 'previous Representative' who speaks out against the very stuff they helped get started and create. Rather than change the office, change their voting, they bale and then 'karen' it out in the mediasphere.

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with them barring photographers from briefings...we need to get one of those caricature guys from boardwalk to do some quick drawings of the events. Give it a couple days happening and they will greet the photographers as liberators. #OneToGrowOn

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Yes, we know he is terrible.
Yes, we know he has no plans
Yes, we know he is Fascist in nature.
We KNOW ALL THESE THINGS, so instead of repeating ad nauseum, how about you suggest how you are going to fix this??!? @democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
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Trump doesn’t have the ability to dictate when the war is over.

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This hairstyle is just Crazy. Comes from the BACK of the neck hair, to the front left side and then back over itself. Has anyone checked the Ozone layer cause he must be using TONS of fluorocarbons to hold that stuff in place:

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

I am always hoping I have one of those
"Hey, remember when I fucked you over?! And then blamed you for it?! And then Wondered why you got mad at me?!? Yeah, my bad"
encounters w/folks....but it never happens....

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
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iodine. boiling all water to convert to captured steam which gives clean water. starving a bit due to the fallout and nuclear winter.

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#RESIST

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We have a President wearing more makeup than Cleopatra...just on the back of his hands
Whats up with this?!?
I wear a brace to cover a tumor, asked 10 Times a day: "Whats with the brace?"
Yet, oompa loompa ...not ONE fucking question?
At Least ask him why he purposely does not tone match the color!

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They all don't always work.... #HeliumComedyClub #PDX

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Awww..... #HeliumComedyClub #PDX

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