Did they support the Inveterate Liars? That’s a world tour right there.

Hi @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social 👋

Why is music from different regions so important? Listen to Clannad “Harry’s Game” and tell me it could have been written inspired by anywhere else. What a tip top bit of musicianship. Fare ye well Moya, and thank you.

did you part-x them?

And lo; they ate the dogs.

And have a good weekend in the meantime.

I'm with you. The orange moron might be about to take us into WW3, but I can't read a map and drive at the same time, and now we have satnav. So, clouds and silver lining and all that.

It's heartbreaking to realize that of the 500 million hard-working pads of paper in this country, only about 20% are currently legal.

Guinness?

Hey Rachel! 🙋 from Best for Britain Rachel Blake: The world has changed beyond recognition over the last decade. Membership of the EU is the only way to return Britain to the centre of the world stage. Tell your MP it is time to talk a...

Let's encourage our MP Rachel Blake: The world has changed beyond recognition over the last decade. Membership of the EU is the only way to return Britain to the centre of the world stage.

Tell your MP it is time to talk about EU membership. 🙋 hey-mp.uk/hey/Rachel-B...

I hope it's not water in that bucket!

And that's a fact.

Murder, she wrote.
"Your password is incorrect".
Shit, she thought.

This is excellent

I hope he's giving last rites.

NUMBER CRUNCHING **£7.4m** Fine Ben Delo agreed to pay in 2022 after pleading guilty in the US to anti-money-laundering failures at BitMEX, the crypto exchange he founded **£4m** Donation Delo, since pardoned by Donald Trump, has made to Reform UK

I hear neither Reform nor donor Delo want this news getting round. Via Private Eye

Man of the people. W⚓️.

scene from the movie Airplane! Top Panel: A woman on an airplane leans over a seat with a concerned expression. The subtitle reads: "Excuse me, are you a doctor?" Bottom Panel: The actor Leslie Nielsen (who played Dr. Rumack) has been edited to look like Jesus Christ, featuring long white hair, a white beard, and a red robe draped over his shoulder. He looks ahead seriously, and the subtitle reads: "That's right."

You wouldn't be glad if you are the floor below.

This looks great. Aaron Chen was brilliant in Fisk.

Kanye West UK ban

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

This is a really dangerous post. Marmite (and other yeast extracts) are high in purine and associated with gout attacks. @fesshole.bsky.social should delete this.

the great shame is that the NHS would be there to save him - even though he doesn't deserve it.

Mr Strawberry applied for divorce from Mrs Strawberry when he caught her blowing raspberries.

#LunchPun

Thank you, Alex. I completely agree.

Too funny!

This makes me so sad. I sat at my son's bedside in Nottingham's Major Trauma Centre for 2 weeks following a serious bicycle -v- car crash and the care and attention he received was completely outstanding. I dread to think what condition he would be in had that facility not existed. I hate Reform.

Currently on 72% "yes" - keep going folks!

Do they go like the wind?