Really happy my niece and nephew got to see drunk Aunt Becky tonight 💪🏼

@randballsstu.bsky.social not in Minnesota obviously, but just for your records Marshfield now has a Pizza Ranch.

Not gonna lie, it’s almost ~too warm outside.

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

They’ve got a good one for you today!

Love to see the local media-fluencer doubling down on his shitty misogynistic hot takes!

a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a brick house with the words hi there above him . ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a brick house with the words hi there above him .

Hard to believe I came somewhere where there is sun and heat, right?

Turned the light on this morning and had the following interaction with my one true love:

@aarongleeman.bsky.social : you look like that lady in that movie coming out
Me: Which movie?
Him: The Bride
Me: (stares blankly)
Him: …the bride of Frankenstein
Me: (stares with intent to kill)

At 6pm, hope you get back before then 🤞🏼

Pretty, pretty jazzed about the dude in this doctor’s waiting room who is conducting what I can assume is every work phone call he needs to make for a month. On speaker phone.

I don’t think legally I’m supposed to know anything about Natalie’s HSA but I know there’s a form she needs to fill out!

#BUTTS

Every person starting the new Chevy Chase documentary: let’s see if he really is as much of an asshole as everyone says.

90 seconds later: oh absolutely

The phrase you're looking for is Obstruction of Justice. They are taking witnesses to the ICE detention center. Witnesses.

I don’t think a state that is threatening wars of territorial aggression and has random death squads wandering about its mid-tier cities assassinating civilians should be hosting the World Cup

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

Man, I hate to break it to you, but I think the White House might actually be involved in all this.

once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street

We got a Donte dunk 😍

It’s not the best start to a game I’ve ever seen, not gonna lie

If I was dating someone and found out they were a Turkey Trot family I would break up with them so fucking fast

Discussing last minute costumes for Halloween, @aarongleeman.bsky.social just asked me if he can “borrow my Packers sweatshirt and go as an asshole.”

Goddamn the Wolves look fucking sexy in the trees

Did you pour water on them as a test though

If this album came out in May y’all know we would have spent the summer singing about Trav’s redwood cause that one is indeed a banger

Same vibes

Napheesa Collier with some serious words about WNBA leadership

“…but unfortunately for them, I do.” 🔥🔥🔥

#wnba

👑👑👑

Sick to my stomach after that one

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