No one ever hacks a book.

Just sayin.

a man with a beard is driving a car with his arm out the window . ALT: a man with a beard is driving a car with his arm out the window .

I can't wait to fill my closet with fifteen NWSL Columbus jerseys and buy season tickets and plan summer vacations to see them on the road. I can't freaking wait.

If there's no blue we riot.

On April Fools' Discordecke/Server 96 became a fake AustinFC server & supporters group: "Good Boys&Girls of Verde" AustinFC brings shelter dogs to every match via @AustinPetsAlive 100+ adopted! We turned the prank into a charity drive. We're Crew fans & proved this community is about something more.

a little girl is smiling and holding her fist in the air while saying yes . ALT: a little girl is smiling and holding her fist in the air while saying yes .

Columbus should have been the first, but they saved the best for last!

#NWSLtoCBus is happening and we're so excited to cheer for our newest obsession!

PS: Build the park, Jimmy!!

It makes me a little angry and more than a little sad that there aren't very many people in this space celebrating what should be a Massive Day for Columbus sports.

Andy Ginther & HSG spoiled another million dollar opportunity.

And HSG isn't even the majority owner of the NWSL franchise!

If I were a PR strategist, and obviously I'm not, the very first thing I'd do would be never let anyone named Haslam be mentioned in the same sentence as the team. Pete & Chris Edwards forever and always.

Haslam is a toxic brand in Ohio. Truth hurts.

I hate how tainted NWSL to Columbus has become by the stench of Jimmy Haslam and civic politics.

But I'm excited for it nonetheless and can't wait to be there on opening day.

Does Kansas have an Unclaimed Funds bucket to steal from?

Ten years ago this place was amazing. A gem. Today, it's still gorgeous but kinda small.

MLS Away Venue Number 17:
Sporting Park

I'm very excited to read the press release announcing the new Manager of Fan Culture & Development.

Such a vital role should have as wide an introduction as possible.

And out of direct sunlight

I tried screaming at you a while ago but didn't have the pipes.

Are we surprised?

@morganhughes.bsky.social , probably.

By gawd, is that Mike Arace's music?!

I'm on my best behavior tonight.

There's a difference between making mistakes and not even attempting something that results in a mistake.

I don't understand why they're so hesitant.

I haven't seen a Crew team this hesitant to shoot the ball since Bobby Warzycha got fired.

Ok so the game isn't worth talking about so lemme ask this question:

Why didn't anyone from #Crew96 do any major advertising for the best watch party idea to land in their lap in the past 10 years?

This place should be more full. So disappointing.

I will V*nmo $19.96 to the first person at the Palace watch party who stands up and yells “I DO NOT LISTEN TO ACES RADIO”

Please provide video evidence. Thank you.

Quite possibly the funniest thing ever said on @acesradio.bsky.social.

Home away from home for the night. #Cree96

Speaking of Malarkey.

Duct tape, chicken wire, and hypocrisy.

Malarkey.