Now the Academy moves on to Michael C. Jordan. #Oscars2026

Everyone else gets the wrap it up music. PTA gets the director’s cut. #Oscars2026

Taylor Sheridan shows are just Mad Libs TV Edition.
Simple title
Aging ’80s action star
A famous woman from the ’90s
A ranch that somehow costs $400 million.
Repeat forever
#oscars commercial

Of course Frankenstein keeps winning. Even the Oscars can’t resist a 200 year old IP #Oscars2026 #oscars

How does Robert Duvall not get a separate tribute also in the In Memoriam? Make that make sense #Oscars2026

Nice to see Sinners and Coogler get on the board tonight. #Oscars2026

Wrap it up, it’s a PTAvalanche. #Oscars2026

Sean Penn performing like Frankenstein was kind of cheating. #Oscars2026

Casting director the "art" of calling Leonardo DiCaprio slightly earlier than everyone else. #Oscars2026

Making Jacob Elordi a monster really did deserve an award. #Oscars2026

Honestly, KPop Demon Hunters had to win. I’m not sure the Academy survives a K-pop Fandom attack #Oscars2026

As is tradition, I will now live skeet the Oscars despite having zero qualifications and only a vague understanding of half the nominees. #Oscars2026

Waiting for the all-caps truth WHERE WAS MELANIA’S OSCAR NOMINATION #Oscars2026

Quick poll who here is watching the #Oscars2026 on a Fubo free trial and already setting a reminder to cancel tomorrow

my favorite part of the #nationaltitlegame is the QB from The U dramatically praying on camera with cross eye black while yelling god damnit multiple times...elite commitment to the bit. #cfp

The #Bears just ran the most Tecmo Bowl ass play ever #nfl

x.com/JoshReynolds...

Get sued

Hey Sunday shows, stop pretending this is hard. If you have administration officials on your platform just lying without pushback, you’re not educating anyone. You’re just accelerating the spread of bullshit @nbcnews.com #fuckice

maybe we shouldn’t bring Fear Factor back. nothing against Johnny Knoxville, that guy got shot in the dick so we could laugh. Rogan used the show as a booster seat into fascism. big fucking difference. #tvsky #fuckice

Unexpected winners made this way more fun actually #goldenglobes #filmsky

Truly elite acting is losing an award and immediately convincing your face it’s okay #goldenglobes #filmsky

The absence of Taylor Sheridan nominations is the least surprising thing that’s happened tonight. #goldenglobes #filmsky

You can feel the hive mind short circuiting. #goldenglobes #filmsky

Ricky Gervais - “I want to thank God and the trans community" #goldenglobes #filmsky

They bleeped the entire sentence but somehow left fuck in Well done #goldenglobes #filmsky

For a second I thought the Golden Globes had turned into The Running Man turns out it was just UFC. Anyway we are fucked #goldenglobes #filmsky

I’m still convinced Sean Penn heard Guillermo del Toro was making Frankenstein, got confused about which set he was on, and just committed #goldenglobes ##filmsky

PTA wins awards... look him up. #goldenglobes #filmsky

I hated that Kalshi commercial What fresh hell are we in? #goldenglobes #filmsky

This category is not big enough for Sinners #goldenglobes #filmsky