Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by Desirée

Aging comedy writer holding an art book from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Aging comedy writer holding an art book from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Oh by the way: it’s real and it’s SPECTACULAR.

1 day ago 1134 117 44 18
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

1 day ago 9132 1499 156 108

The energy requirements of parenting are wild. It can't be Sunday night! I haven't rested yet!

3 days ago 197 20 12 3

This obsession that some researchers seem to have with academic productivity is slowly eroding my faith in the academic enterprise.

“I want AI to do the grunt work so I have more time to think and write.”

News flash: you won’t.

The grunt work is part and parcel of the research process.

3 days ago 100 17 0 0

America listen tae Led Zep...and educate yerselves...

3 days ago 2 1 1 0

Make a post it/poster/sign that say “JUST WRITE THE SHIT FIRST DRAFT” above wherever you write, and then do that, including random questions to yourself, placeholders, everything (but avoid as much as possible starting a new document and discarding your first shit draft, that way doom lies)

3 days ago 7 1 0 0

For the “fiscal conservative” crowd - It’s cheaper to house/clothe/feed someone disabled, or addicted, or in poverty than to pay for the social fallout of that person’s tragedy. We are still choosing social disorder & higher cost, b/c we want others to suffer.

3 days ago 16 9 1 1

Also, writing trash is at least one way to get the writing muscle exercised again. Write trash until the real thing bites you again, then switch from the trash to the real.

3 days ago 21 3 2 0
Advertisement

Endurance athlete here, specifically one who's acquired disabilities forced me out of anything athletic for 2 decades.

I don't care if it were my favorite manufacturer for ANYTHING. A message like THAT is a guaranteed ban for life. I'll learn to make my own first.
(You listening, Merrell?)

3 days ago 3 1 1 0
An ink and ink pencils drawings of a dragon (profile). It's blue, with red fins, it has enormous claws, very long maw with a lots of teeth and spikes coming around it. Its body is also covered in spikes. It probably had six eyes or so, because from its profile you can see three of them.

An ink and ink pencils drawings of a dragon (profile). It's blue, with red fins, it has enormous claws, very long maw with a lots of teeth and spikes coming around it. Its body is also covered in spikes. It probably had six eyes or so, because from its profile you can see three of them.

Dragon || A4 || ink; derwent inktense
___
#dragon #art #fantasy

3 days ago 319 46 3 1

Chronic pain is very common. This is just not smart from a branding standpoint. It shows you somehow did not have someone with chronic pain, let alone someone who may ID as disabled, in the room.

3 days ago 41 3 0 0

Running was never part of my identity but imagine this messaging is extra icky to former athletic folks whose bodies are now struggle bussing.

3 days ago 47 3 4 0

This messaging really is hostile to people with chronic pain who need comfortable, quality shoes but may not be able to run.

3 days ago 209 41 18 3

(Hit send too fast before putting in alt text: a red sign and in black lettering—“runners welcome. Walkers tolerated.” Nine and its swoosh logo are at the bottom.)

3 days ago 50 2 0 0
Post image

Nike has really lost the plot. Both from a branding POV and from a business POV.

The company put this ad up at a store in Boston without thinking about the impact of its words. It removed the ad after backlash.

Its stock is down 27% this year.

www.runnersworld.com/news/a710526...

3 days ago 256 43 10 43

EU: The European Union will require sale of mobile phones with “user-replaceable and longer-lasting batteries” starting in 2027.

The regulation demands “availability of spare parts and manuals for 10 years to curb planned obsolescence”.

3 days ago 10437 2521 292 326
Preview
Researchers warn of severe long-term damage to the brain after Covid following new study Scientists warn long Covid could be linked to lasting brain damage, including memory issues and increased risk of neurological decline.

Researchers warn of severe long-term damage to the brain after Covid following new study

January study of essential workers (with blood samples before & after COVID infection) found those with long-term neurological symptoms had higher phosphorylated tau—a protein linked to early brain degeneration

3 days ago 293 155 4 22
Advertisement

Apparently I can't turn co-pilot off on my outlook app because it turns back on every fricking time I reopen my fricking app and I am about to chuck it into the fricking ocean (or at least delete the app from my phone, which would mean no work emails on my phone, but also no work calendar and UGHHHH

3 days ago 58 4 3 0

It will never not be funny how often a hockey game includes someone skating around without a stick holding their hands up like a confused emoji.

3 days ago 26 3 1 0

Now someone doesn't have a helmet. Seems bad? Oh well, they'll just tag out with someone who is fully equipped. 😂

3 days ago 10 1 0 0
Video

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

3 days ago 15883 4735 308 557
Preview
Autism Acceptance Month Is Not a Celebration—It’s a Reckoning Every April, the world turns its attention to autism. The posts go up, the slogans circulate, and suddenly everyone is talking about “awareness” again. But if I’m being honest, awareness has never bee...

“We cannot say we ‘accept’ autistic individuals while continuing to use practices that ask them to override their nervous systems just to be seen as successful.” Rebecca Engle, at @endseclusion.bsky.social:

endseclusion.org/2026/04/03/a...

#AutismAcceptanceMonth #neurodiversity #autism

3 days ago 109 47 2 2
Post image

Wellington friends : u good?

3 days ago 485 58 3 1
Video

Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

3 days ago 15356 2942 397 271
Advertisement
I hate Al and I refuse to use it

Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money

I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

3 days ago 11108 3618 26 21
Post image

// The physics of F__ks

1 week ago 10 2 1 0

Black Alert!

Shields up!

Bad Joke detected!

Q: you know what’s the hardest part about telling jokes about the French Revolution?
.
.
.
A: The Execution.

5 days ago 5 1 0 0

Digesting the news of two high profile cases of Black women being murdered by their husbands during Black Maternal Health Week has me deep in my feelings.

5 days ago 46 6 1 0

A leading cause of death in the postpartum period for non-Hispanic Black women

5 days ago 11 6 0 0

I love this guy and I wish to subscribe to his newsletter.

And yes, that idiot's glasses are hilarious.

5 days ago 31 3 5 0