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5 months ago 66 12 0 0
DATA! it is Dater. who else could it be? he is all i post, awwww i love him awwwwww. anyways today he's laid flat out on his back over blue, glittery sheets with his arms chained over his head. three words: pink fuzzy handcuffs. his wrists have another chain between pulled taut. he's got a matching pink collar and leash set around his neck, held tight in an off-screen hand that belongs once again to ms. slaggadocious. she's sitting on top of him, partially shrouded by blue sheets. in her other, visible hand, the tip of data's penis is simultaneously playing peek-a-boo and coming. cumming? biofluid-ing, actually. both his eyes are open and rolled back, but one of his eyes is a little more lidded than the other, so you can't see his pupil. his hair is disheveled and he's biting his lip awwwwwww i love him omg. a broken strand of pearls is lying at his side, and there's loose pearls all over the sheets around him. there's also 4 pieces of spanish gold (think doubloons) (he's my treasure) and an oyster. wink. with some insinuatively placed pearls. wink. one small pearl at the very top of the shell's opening and one larger pearl in the lower center. wink wink. the whole scene is framed by two, dark blue glittery curtains that are wrapped and adorned with intact strings of pearls. ugh also i just have to mention his nipples are super pert and adorbs ugh. anyone remember that scene from monster house when the guy put that thing in his mouth and ran away? thats me with this painting and this guy and his nipples and wow fingers and dick and nose and yeah just all of him tbh. all going in my mouth. yeah.

DATA! it is Dater. who else could it be? he is all i post, awwww i love him awwwwww. anyways today he's laid flat out on his back over blue, glittery sheets with his arms chained over his head. three words: pink fuzzy handcuffs. his wrists have another chain between pulled taut. he's got a matching pink collar and leash set around his neck, held tight in an off-screen hand that belongs once again to ms. slaggadocious. she's sitting on top of him, partially shrouded by blue sheets. in her other, visible hand, the tip of data's penis is simultaneously playing peek-a-boo and coming. cumming? biofluid-ing, actually. both his eyes are open and rolled back, but one of his eyes is a little more lidded than the other, so you can't see his pupil. his hair is disheveled and he's biting his lip awwwwwww i love him omg. a broken strand of pearls is lying at his side, and there's loose pearls all over the sheets around him. there's also 4 pieces of spanish gold (think doubloons) (he's my treasure) and an oyster. wink. with some insinuatively placed pearls. wink. one small pearl at the very top of the shell's opening and one larger pearl in the lower center. wink wink. the whole scene is framed by two, dark blue glittery curtains that are wrapped and adorned with intact strings of pearls. ugh also i just have to mention his nipples are super pert and adorbs ugh. anyone remember that scene from monster house when the guy put that thing in his mouth and ran away? thats me with this painting and this guy and his nipples and wow fingers and dick and nose and yeah just all of him tbh. all going in my mouth. yeah.

happy friyay the 13th. numero six baby. hopefully the break between this and the next one won't be too terribly lawng </3 #nsfw #datasoong

10 months ago 24 9 5 1
OK SO, today, data's leaning back into a partially shrouded figure's grasp. im spilling the beans dawg thats slag. yknow, if you couldnt tell already (hot pink sharp nails, podagee wedge schnozz (Big Portuguese Nose)) or something. his eyes are shut, lips parted wide, probably moaning all needy-like seeing as he's just busted through a golden male chastity cage. several of the rings have snapped, constricting him in multiple places. the rest of the cage is lying on the sheets in front of him, next to the broken lock. slag holds the key in one of her hands. the drapery is . A Color today. probably purple but i thought last painting's was purple and i've been told theyre magenta. do you want me to be honest? i do not pay attention to what colors im using for the drapes and backgrounds in these paintings. whatever looks good to me/compliments the other elements typically looks good to you guys. unforch, because of this, i am not entirely sure what this color is. i used purple, blue, and pink over a solid brown wash. it is pretty. and it is up to you guys to tell me what it is. me when i make the shittiest alt text known to man. the colorblind leading the blind. ANYWAYS... to contrast the lovely purple i started painting some lavish little green grapes. i would LOVE to feed this fool grapes. he can't taste them but that would NOT stop me. there's vines and leaves scattered here and there sparsely along bunches of resting and hanging grapes. in the foreground, there's a wax-sealed bottle of wine next to an empty glass. the bottle has a gold chain draped over it with a cherub/cupid pendant because im just such a master of symbolism. so subtle. i am being sarcastic. anyways yea and then there's my big fat fucking signature. OH also his head is all illuminated with a beautiful golden ray of light because he is god's specialest boy because i said so. FUCK. i love him. I LOVE HIM. fuck. ugh. girl ugh. fuck.

OK SO, today, data's leaning back into a partially shrouded figure's grasp. im spilling the beans dawg thats slag. yknow, if you couldnt tell already (hot pink sharp nails, podagee wedge schnozz (Big Portuguese Nose)) or something. his eyes are shut, lips parted wide, probably moaning all needy-like seeing as he's just busted through a golden male chastity cage. several of the rings have snapped, constricting him in multiple places. the rest of the cage is lying on the sheets in front of him, next to the broken lock. slag holds the key in one of her hands. the drapery is . A Color today. probably purple but i thought last painting's was purple and i've been told theyre magenta. do you want me to be honest? i do not pay attention to what colors im using for the drapes and backgrounds in these paintings. whatever looks good to me/compliments the other elements typically looks good to you guys. unforch, because of this, i am not entirely sure what this color is. i used purple, blue, and pink over a solid brown wash. it is pretty. and it is up to you guys to tell me what it is. me when i make the shittiest alt text known to man. the colorblind leading the blind. ANYWAYS... to contrast the lovely purple i started painting some lavish little green grapes. i would LOVE to feed this fool grapes. he can't taste them but that would NOT stop me. there's vines and leaves scattered here and there sparsely along bunches of resting and hanging grapes. in the foreground, there's a wax-sealed bottle of wine next to an empty glass. the bottle has a gold chain draped over it with a cherub/cupid pendant because im just such a master of symbolism. so subtle. i am being sarcastic. anyways yea and then there's my big fat fucking signature. OH also his head is all illuminated with a beautiful golden ray of light because he is god's specialest boy because i said so. FUCK. i love him. I LOVE HIM. fuck. ugh. girl ugh. fuck.

EPIC CHASTITY FAIL! inspired by @hawk-after-dark.bsky.social's YOTP fic on ao3. specifically, chapter 1, in which we learn from hawk's beautiful mind that the only way to properly contain an android is with a duranium cock cage. which this is evidently not! #nsfw #datasoong

10 months ago 16 4 6 1

SCREAMING

7 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Tuneup
#NickValentine #Sturges #Fallout4

1 year ago 15 3 0 0
Panel of Nimeni (oc) slow dancing with Nick Valentine from Fallout 4. Nick is a little dressed down and without his detective hat. And Nimeni is in a pencil skirt. Perhaps a date?

Panel of Nimeni (oc) slow dancing with Nick Valentine from Fallout 4. Nick is a little dressed down and without his detective hat. And Nimeni is in a pencil skirt. Perhaps a date?

A few panels of Nimeni (oc) slow dancing with Nick Valentine from Fallout 4. Nick is a little dressed down and without his detective hat. 
Panel 1 has Nimeni leaning in towards Nick, smiling. Panel 2 is a close up of their mouths, with Nimeni about ti kiss Nick. Nick, in turn, says, "Nimeni?" Panel 3 has Nimeni pushing away apologizing, saying, "Oh! Nick I'm so sorry I--". Nick looks a bit stunned throughout.

A few panels of Nimeni (oc) slow dancing with Nick Valentine from Fallout 4. Nick is a little dressed down and without his detective hat. Panel 1 has Nimeni leaning in towards Nick, smiling. Panel 2 is a close up of their mouths, with Nimeni about ti kiss Nick. Nick, in turn, says, "Nimeni?" Panel 3 has Nimeni pushing away apologizing, saying, "Oh! Nick I'm so sorry I--". Nick looks a bit stunned throughout.

A gew panels of Nimeni (oc) slow dancing with Nick Valentine from Fallout 4. Nick is a little dressed down and without his detective hat. 
Panel 1 has Nick pulling Nimeni back to him, wrapping his arms around her, saying, "No, no! It's alright. I- I want that too." Panel 2 has Nimeni holding Nick's face with a fond expression, saying, "Well... if you insist. Come here."

A gew panels of Nimeni (oc) slow dancing with Nick Valentine from Fallout 4. Nick is a little dressed down and without his detective hat. Panel 1 has Nick pulling Nimeni back to him, wrapping his arms around her, saying, "No, no! It's alright. I- I want that too." Panel 2 has Nimeni holding Nick's face with a fond expression, saying, "Well... if you insist. Come here."

Panel of Nimeni (oc) slow dancing with Nick Valentine from Fallout 4. Nick is a little dressed down and without his detective hat.
The last panel is of Nimeni and Nick kissing, arms wrapped around each other.

Panel of Nimeni (oc) slow dancing with Nick Valentine from Fallout 4. Nick is a little dressed down and without his detective hat. The last panel is of Nimeni and Nick kissing, arms wrapped around each other.

What if I got back into Fallout 4, huh? What if I shipped Nimeni and Nick together like some 50's romance movie? What then?

[ #fallout4 #fo4 #nickvalentine #oc #ocxcanon ]

1 year ago 29 5 1 0
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ใƒ–ใƒชใ‚ญใฎๆŽขๅตใฏๆœ€ๆ„›ใฎๅฅณๆ€งใฎ็พŽใ—ใ„ๅงฟใ‚’็”Ÿๆถฏๅฟ˜ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใ“ใจใฏใชใ„ใ ใ‚ใ†ใ€‚ใ€€#Fallout4ใ€€#NickValentineใ€€#OCใ€€#doodle ใ€€#่ฝๆ›ธใ

1 year ago 8 1 0 0
A sketch drawing of Nick Valentine and my OC, Nimeni, laying in bed. Nick is fingering Nimeni while she's handcuffed to the bed railing. They are laying side by side so the viewer is able to get a full, frontal view of Nimeni.

A sketch drawing of Nick Valentine and my OC, Nimeni, laying in bed. Nick is fingering Nimeni while she's handcuffed to the bed railing. They are laying side by side so the viewer is able to get a full, frontal view of Nimeni.

Have a spicy, late night sketch of Nimeni and Nick as a little treat ๐Ÿ’–

[ #fo4 #oc #nickvalentine #nsfw ]

10 months ago 25 7 1 0
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Are you enjoying yourself at least? XD

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

They need you to know as early as episode 2 that Data fucks :]

9 months ago 12 6 2 0

DID U JUST START WATCHIJG TNG

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Actually bagger 293 can get it

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Oh shit fr

10 months ago 3 0 1 0

Oh fuck im low on dopamine lemme uhhhhhhh download more pictures of bagger 258 my beloved

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Giving him a huge rack and turning him into a bondage chandelier as we speak ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’–

10 months ago 12 3 1 0
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reposting my latex/vinyl/shiny clothing painting tutorial!
[ #art #tutorial #study ]

1 year ago 3657 1185 81 18
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:3 #nsfw #datasoong

10 months ago 14 4 4 0

Damn where my other piss enthusiasts at

10 months ago 3 0 1 0

Trying to decide on a name for this fic is making me realize I know a lot of songs about robot love and thats pretty dope. Hmu for robot love music recs fr fr

10 months ago 2 0 1 0

Or do I name my fic after a Scandroid song hmmm

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Caravan palace mention!! :o

10 months ago 2 0 1 0

I've not listened to a ton of their stuff but Honeybee has always been a fave

10 months ago 3 0 1 0

๐ŸŽต You didn't have to say my name / Ignite my circuits, and start a flame ๐ŸŽต

10 months ago 2 0 0 0
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a nsfw image of nick gnawing on gloria's neck. they're half naked and having a good time

a nsfw image of nick gnawing on gloria's neck. they're half naked and having a good time

well, the good news is they've made up. the bad news is if you're planning to get murdered today, reconsider, because it's sure not getting solved

1 year ago 38 8 2 0

The urge to name my fic after a line in a steam powered giraffe song vs the urge to name my fic after a ray bradbury robot story

10 months ago 4 0 2 0

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK things i love: the dick shadow. the perfectly placed curls of pubic hair. his girth certificate. the hand on his ball. Awooga.

10 months ago 4 0 1 0
data a la star trek lying in a cozy den of dark pink silk sheets and curtains. he's covered in lipstick marks, biofluid, and little gold and silver chains. there's lipstick rings around his dick ;D and pretty peacock feather embellishments. at his side, the sheets coalesce and drape over a figure with sharp claws. one shrouded hand rests supportively at his side, and another reaches the tip of a claw up to poke at his chin. he's raised the sheet over the figure's head, peering into the unseen face beneath with a mixture of ecstatic relief and adoration.

data a la star trek lying in a cozy den of dark pink silk sheets and curtains. he's covered in lipstick marks, biofluid, and little gold and silver chains. there's lipstick rings around his dick ;D and pretty peacock feather embellishments. at his side, the sheets coalesce and drape over a figure with sharp claws. one shrouded hand rests supportively at his side, and another reaches the tip of a claw up to poke at his chin. he's raised the sheet over the figure's head, peering into the unseen face beneath with a mixture of ecstatic relief and adoration.

happy memorial day everyone moment of silence for that pussy #nsfw #datasoong

10 months ago 19 7 3 1

Best toy I've ever bought. Didn't realize I was buying this for fic research when I got it. There is so much physical feedback from servos. Much to consider.

11 months ago 3 0 0 0

I bought it.

11 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Idk why Google Docs never likes the way I use the word "ministrations" ๐Ÿ™„
#datasoong #startrekdata #nsfw #fanfic #wip

11 months ago 4 1 0 0