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Posts by strutt

Reel him in.

14 hours ago 3 0 0 0

OK, Gaston.

1 day ago 0 0 0 0

Top drawer posting.

4 days ago 7 0 0 0

Every time anyone mentions which player had the most assists, headed goals, free kicks or won the most penalties in Premier League history, I know that it wouldn't be possible without me having sourced & personally analysed around 7000 goals from 1992 to 1999 on VHS tapes from ebay and other sources

1 week ago 167 9 3 5

New levels to "give me a tinkle".

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
Close up of a rabbit. 
It is Fiver from Watership Down.

Close up of a rabbit. It is Fiver from Watership Down.

If it has to be an animal surely this one is most appropriate?

1 month ago 1 1 0 0

Otterman Empire defeats British Empire.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
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Happy Mardi Gras from Australia’s Eucalypts! They come in every colour of the rainbow and are the original supporters of diversity with over 800 species.

Have fun tonight if you’re celebrating! 🌈 x

1 month ago 48 16 2 0
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Never Ever Have I Ever Felt This Low more relevant in this economy.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Not Nice?

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Have been to a France v Ireland Euro (football / soccer) game.
Pre match anthems were half the contest.

1 month ago 2 1 0 0
In Memory of Dr. Elaine Ingham
In Memory of Dr. Elaine Ingham YouTube video by Build Soil

I just heard about Dr. Elaine Ingham's passing and I didn't want to leave it unremarked. This is a clip from a longer ramble.

I'll have more to say later.

youtu.be/_rpyZ0RmgdI

1 month ago 12 2 1 0

So that's where the Bitcoin money went.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

True, but some context:

This is the third resignation of his career due to scandal (not including last year's dismissal).

And he remains a peer for life still making decisions in the House of Lords.

Not sure this particular example is ashamed easily.

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

France for the wins.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

You get bonus points for forgetting Cole.

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

I am a mythical creature to you.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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A snapshot of a fantasy football score history showing 107 points scored this week and 100 points last week.

A snapshot of a fantasy football score history showing 107 points scored this week and 100 points last week.

No goals - only an injury scare.
Another Fulham star (Robinson) helped me clear 100 for the second week in a row.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Stealworkers

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I think it's simply added to cover the farm logo on the box being packed for privacy reasons.

4 months ago 5 0 0 0

Greenthieves

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

The Swiss, however, could not.

5 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area

2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction

3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it

Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…

4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely 

[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over

5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat 

[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster

Minister:
I understand your concerns…

6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?

Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters

7
Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian 

[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]

Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love

8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to

[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]

9
Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR

[woman looks baffled]

10
woman:
I just want a bus service 

Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG 
[produces a St George's flag]

[ends]

1 Nurse: It’s become a real problem in this area 2 Nurse: We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction 3 Show a building sign posted: Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it Nurse: Ministers, Spads, Researchers… 4 Nurse: Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely [Nurse on phone taking a call] Ok - we’ll be right over 5 Nurse: We just have a gentle chat [Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster Minister: I understand your concerns… 6 Nurse: Are you OK love? Minister: Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters 7 Nurse: That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian [Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters] Nurse 2: Give us your phone, love 8 Nurse: At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to [We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.] 9 Minister: YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR [woman looks baffled] 10 woman: I just want a bus service Minister: LOOK AT MY FLAG [produces a St George's flag] [ends]

6 months ago 3376 1574 30 91

I went off long term sick with Long Covid from Covid I caught at work because they got bored of asking employees with Covid to not come in maybe, and eventually resigned due to ill health, and I didn’t even get a get well / leaving card.

6 months ago 71 18 1 1
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‘Baudin’s or bauxite?’: stark warning black cockatoo won’t survive mining expansion BirdLife WA calls consequences of Alcoa’s proposals to clear 11,000ha of jarrah forest ‘irreversible and catastrophic’ for endangered bird

“Baudin’s or bauxite – we can’t have both”

It’s a stark warning … but Alcoa’s proposed expansions to its bauxite mining in WA’s jarrah forests will be catastrophic for the endangered Baudin’s black cockatoo.
#wildoz #ausbirds #ozplants #bauxite #conservation

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

6 months ago 31 20 3 2

If it helps, when Infinite Sadness was released it was the 30 year anniversary of The Beatles' Help!

6 months ago 1 0 0 0
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You go first?
You are the street binfluencer?

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

7 months ago 7536 2275 22 22

FFS. This country is literally famous for its droughts. We already regularly have to be told to limit showers, use recycled water on gardens, turn off taps while brushing teeth... And they want us to spend our water budget on the lying plagiarism machine? REALLY?

7 months ago 201 85 8 3

Still find it funny when I remember that someone said his name is short for Matthew Cashew.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0