the count and the woods

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The cover of a science fiction magazine called Amazing Stories, but photoshopped to change the titles of the main story and to put Ted Magee's face onto the hero's body. The hero in a spacesuit is struggling with a powerful vine plant, and the title is "This Dang Wisteria" by Dr. Mercy Killen.

Photoshop by me, with my face on the main guy, and a modified title and author. My apologies to the original painter.

ALT:

I just want to be with someone who accepts me the way that I am.

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

Oh no what are we gonna do... anyway

Weird that they made a robot with such a specific function, and labelled it so clearly

American painter Joseph Stella, a leading figure in the origins of American Modernism.

Capri, ca. 1926–1929
(oil on canvas)

Ted Magee has photoshopped his face onto one of the characters in Battlestar Galactica (1978) standing next to an odd-looking man with his face painted white, wearing a white helmet.

Not my best photoshop work, but I get to pretend that I was in Battlestar Galactica

Two realistic human heads, obiously not people, but probably in the uncanny valley (or near there). The closest face stares straight ahead in an odd way and the text says "Don't be afraid of the robot! Come closer."

That's the most romantic Subway Sandwiches in the area, I'd say

From: Archangel Gabriel and Mistress Goose (1964), dir. Jiří Trnka, Krátký Film Praha

a sign outside a barbershop saying, "Guaranteed shorter hair"

yeah right

Single-panel cartoon showing a woman saying "It's raining men." Facing her is a man saying "Not all men."

Tagging myself in It's Raining Men

A picture of The Weather Girls (duo who sang the song “Raining Men”) being literally pelted by the broken bodies of men falling to earth

I snorted

Made me think of this, too

With the Olmos Guitarras biketar, first you rock and then you roll

(sound on 🚲🎸🎵🔊)

One reason why pirates prefer parrots

#Arte
#Illustrazione
#ArtistaSconosciuto
(Via Pinterest)

Butterfly resting on a fire extinguisher

Only butterflies can put out fires

Iggy Pop on THE ADVENTURES OF PETE AND PETE

Iggy was BOTD in 1947

full disclosure: I do not believe that he said this but

A close-up photo showing a jumping spider (Platycryptus undatus) gripping a green bottle fly (Lucilia sericata).
🔵🟢🟡🟠🔴

Photography by Vietnamese macro and nature photograph:
Nguyễn Trọng Quyết [FB]
quyet_macro [IG]

#insect #macro #fly #spider #nature #metallic #colors

Joost Swarte

Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner

Major Matt Mason custom Lunar lander #1960s

Space Patrol helmet advert #1950s

Yeah I bet they’re good. OH wait

I guess if babies were born with teeth there is a chance those mean fuckers would eat themselves right out of there, huh?