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Posts by Flint Locke

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

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I think all this talk of toxic yuri neglects other equally important categories such as flammable yuri, biohazardous yuri, and radioactive yuri.

1 month ago 223 71 13 2

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

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My true regret in life is that I've never had a face worthy of being a stock image photoshopped into the cover of a @chucktingle.bsky.social story.

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If you appreciated the Misbehavin’ Maidens’s Pride, please check out and consider following our pirate friends! Some of whom we had the absolute pleasure to perform with consistently in another life.

Great music, great cause. <3

6 months ago 11 2 1 0
Gomez goes gay in Kiss of the Spider Woman?
Gomez goes gay in Kiss of the Spider Woman? YouTube video by Matt Baume

I'm sad to say I hadn't heard of Kiss of the Spider Woman before but damn this is a good watch. Also Raul Julia was so cool, RIP King.

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I was peeking at this like 'Why isn't it getting more traction!?" & realized I couldn't find her when I searched Booth.

It shows up under the furry -tag- specifically, but not if someone just searches "furry" or "canine"-esque keywords (wolf, jackal, fox, dog, etc.) May wanna add a desc with those!

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Please tell me the Rapture is in the late afternoon so I can sleep in.

…Actually do I have to get up and dressed for the Rapture at all?

I mean my clothes aren’t gonna come with me anyway if I go, might as well freeball it into Eternity.

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The duality of making music for show openings is that you can drop an absolute banger with Hit in the USA and then follow it up with the Kappa Mikey opening

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MEDIUM: i will now speak and translate the words of author franz kafka. speak, and his spirit answers
ME: mr. kafka! i love your work. what do you see as the core kafka cinematic universe?
MEDIUM: he is praying you contract tuberculosis
ME: ha ha! tell him we can cure that now. call him a bitch

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“Gackt isn’t scary. Gackt’s a twink.”

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I’d hope their brain.

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“Grad students are a device where you put in free food and a dissertation comes out.” - My Wife

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Soooooo good! Also bless Clip Studio, the brushes have been my saving grace for 3D model texturing for scars and stuff.

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NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against
Tyrannical Government
An embarrassed National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do.

NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government An embarrassed National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do.

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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

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IT HAPPENED AGAIN MY FRIENDS ARE SO FUCKING KIND AND TALENTED

Art by @passivepluto.bsky.social
Commissioned by a super kind person who likes making me cry but has said no pinging but THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE AHHHH

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two characters in a single comic strip pane:
- first character: "I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WISH ILL, STEVEN"
- steven: "DAMN"

two characters in a single comic strip pane: - first character: "I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WISH ILL, STEVEN" - steven: "DAMN"

AUGUST 16, 2025

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I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED AHHHHHH

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A mood board for the book Stolen Respite, with images of a pedicycle, pink crystals, a ship's helm, someone running, the jaw of a dunkleosteus, an island. Text reads 'I need a favor, no questions asked. Can you do that for me?'

A mood board for the book Stolen Respite, with images of a pedicycle, pink crystals, a ship's helm, someone running, the jaw of a dunkleosteus, an island. Text reads 'I need a favor, no questions asked. Can you do that for me?'

Captain Hanza must keep his crew safe from monstrous waves and fabled sea creatures, but will he keep his wits when the Goddess of Love and Trickery gets involved?

So This is Ever After x Song of the Abyss

#QueerPit #YA #F Demi/Pan Rep, Found Family, Slow-Burn Romance, Anxiety

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Photo of the album cover art from the Misbehavin' Maidens' debut album, BUSTED, with the following text: "Happy 10th Anniversary to our first album! Use code BUSTED to get 20% off everything on misbehavinmaidens.bandcamp.com  
Expires Tuesday, Aug. 19"

Photo of the album cover art from the Misbehavin' Maidens' debut album, BUSTED, with the following text: "Happy 10th Anniversary to our first album! Use code BUSTED to get 20% off everything on misbehavinmaidens.bandcamp.com Expires Tuesday, Aug. 19"

The Misbehavin' Maidens' first album debuted 10 years ago this week! To celebrate, we're offering 20% off everything on our Bandcamp store: https://misbehavinmaidens.bandcamp.com/ #NerdyAndDirty #IndieMusic #filk

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Putting away things from the last hardware store trip and find this.

I love my wife so much.

8 months ago 10 0 1 0

If it's a hot hotel, the one closest to the AC. Otherwise the one furthest from the windows to keep out the evil day star.

8 months ago 3 0 1 0
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Flint_Locke - Twitch Finally a romance sim where I don't have to play a doormat (because I can romance an actual doormat) [Part 8]

More Date Everything!

twitch.tv/flint_locke

8 months ago 6 0 0 0

Thank you!

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Wife and I had our 17th anniversary dinner. Nom.

Also I love her so much. But some things never change.

8 months ago 8 0 2 0

I’m finally doing it, chat. I’m gonna upgrade to Windows 11.

….Wish me luck.

9 months ago 8 0 4 0
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Fuck I’m old.

9 months ago 10 1 4 0

Bringing objects to life (and maybe possibly dating them) with some Date Everything!

It's already better than Hakuoki.

twitch.tv/flint_locke

9 months ago 10 0 0 0

Watching YT videos and remember, friends, never trust someone who calls themself a "nutritionist" or "nutrition specialist". Anyone off the street can call themselves that with zero formal training & spout BS.

"Dietician" is the protected term for those that have the proper training and licensing.

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