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Picked up Isabella Nagg and the Pot of Basil from a second-hand book shop. If you like goblins, folklore, grumpy companions, sorcery, entrepreneurial villainy & Pratchett-esque cosy chaos, you’ll love this. It’s my sort of nonsense & I would imagine it’s a lot of folk on here’s type of nonsense too.

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Spike Sillybollocks. A pissed off hedgehog going for his stupid little mental health walk with a surprise worm and ladybug looking on…

Spike Sillybollocks. A pissed off hedgehog going for his stupid little mental health walk with a surprise worm and ladybug looking on…

I am also THIS HEDG-OG OF INCANDESCENT STOMPING RAGE

PRINTS HERE

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#bsnm #hedgehog #artforsale #profanity

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An elegantly dressed young man with long hair is taken compassionately by the shoulder by an ancient skeletal man representing Death. A toad it at his feet.

An elegantly dressed young man with long hair is taken compassionately by the shoulder by an ancient skeletal man representing Death. A toad it at his feet.

"Right, young man, you come along with me."
"But luvvie, I can't go anywhere in these ridiculous shoes."

- Death claims a young man in this drawing by 'The Master of the Housebook', 1490.
#Gothic #medieval #medievalart #artsky

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As the most hard-up masseurs are fond of saying, welcome back!

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Ayup everyone.

I am back.

The pic represents me bursting back in and reappearing dramatically because I genuinely forgot I was part of this Bluesky thingamajig, and I am showing up again like a ghost that has finally found the right room to manifest in.

I hope everyone is tickety-boo?

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Ayup everyone.

I am back.

The pic represents me bursting back in and reappearing dramatically because I genuinely forgot I was part of this Bluesky thingamajig, and I am showing up again like a ghost that has finally found the right room to manifest in.

I hope everyone is tickety-boo?

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Merch from UncannyCon 3 years ago. Who knew that not so long afterwards I'd have some of my writing published in @hauntedmagazine.bsky.social myself too! 👻✍🏻

#throwback #UncannyCon #hauntedmag #WritingJourney

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Will be reading this latest issue of @hauntedmagazine.bsky.social on my way to St. Marys Churchyard in Hendon.

#ghosts #paranormal #hauntedlocations

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Last year I fell down the rabbit hole researching the Green Man. What a fascinating figure! I even wrote an article about him in Haunted Magazine.

Issue 49 is out March 1st and select UK shops from 3rd.
Order direct at hauntedmag.com

@hauntedmagazine.bsky.social

#hauntedmag #greenman #folklore

2 months ago 5 1 0 0
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Haunted Magazine issue 49...

⬇️COVER REVEAL TOMORROW⬇️

Keep your eyes peeled & your ears to the ground.

#teamHaunted #haunted49 #Paranormal

Don't be normal - Be Paranormal

Please feel free to repost...

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Haunted Magazine issue 49...

⬇️COVER REVEAL TOMORROW⬇️

Keep your eyes peeled & your ears to the ground.

#teamHaunted #haunted49 #Paranormal

Don't be normal - Be Paranormal

Please feel free to repost...

2 months ago 7 3 0 0
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Picked up this interesting looking book from my local bookshop today. I wouldn't recommend it though as there's only nine things to do in it.

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Picked up this interesting looking book from my local bookshop today. I wouldn't recommend it though as there's only nine things to do in it.

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And so it begins. The invasion of the Yellow Cybermen.

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And so it begins. The invasion of the Yellow Cybermen.

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My dog ran off in the park earlier today. I walked around for 30 minutes but could not find him anywhere. The missus said I should look harder...

So, this afternoon I shaved my head and got a tattoo done. I have just been to the park and I still can't find him!

2 months ago 3 1 0 0
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My dog ran off in the park earlier today. I walked around for 30 minutes but could not find him anywhere. The missus said I should look harder...

So, this afternoon I shaved my head and got a tattoo done. I have just been to the park and I still can't find him!

2 months ago 3 1 0 0

Here is a list of my top 5 invisible things for anyone that's interested:

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What's yours?

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Here is a list of my top 5 invisible things for anyone that's interested:

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What's yours?

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I fell out with my Yoga instructor today. He keeps picking on me to show the newbies a very advanced pose. It got so heated that he actually walked out of the class which left me in a difficult position.

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If you get an email or a direct message via social media from me today about a recipe for chopped pork shoulder meat, salt, water, modified potato starch, sugar & sodium nitrate, please delete it. Do not click on any links or open any files attached to it. It’s just spam.

2 months ago 2 1 0 0
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I got this bargain basket Battenberg for 50p today. The packaging is designed to make it look like they're the more expensive Mr. Kipling ones.

Very tasty though.

I must say, they’re exceedingly good fakes.

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I got this bargain basket Battenberg for 50p today. The packaging is designed to make it look like they're the more expensive Mr. Kipling ones.

Very tasty though.

I must say, they’re exceedingly good fakes.

2 months ago 2 1 0 0
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If you get an email or a direct message via social media from me today about a recipe for chopped pork shoulder meat, salt, water, modified potato starch, sugar & sodium nitrate, please delete it. Do not click on any links or open any files attached to it. It’s just spam.

2 months ago 2 1 0 0

I've recently developed an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics.

I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind.

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Waiter: Your coffee Sir.
Me: Thank you. Oh, could I have a little spoon please?
Waiter: Certainly Sir
*Delicately embraces me from behind*
Me: Lovely

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Waiter: Your coffee Sir.
Me: Thank you. Oh, could I have a little spoon please?
Waiter: Certainly Sir
*Delicately embraces me from behind*
Me: Lovely

2 months ago 2 1 0 0

I've recently developed an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics.

I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind.

2 months ago 3 1 0 0

Yo-Yo dieting is not good for you.

Trust me, I should know.

Last time I tried that I cracked a tooth on the case and got the string caught in my throat.

Stay well clear!!

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