this sounds sinister in the extreme

These clever birds can open trash cans and drink from water fountains | CNN First, these parrots learned to open trash cans to forage for food. Now, they’ve taken it a step further – and have figured out how to turn on water fountains for a sip along with their meal.

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Back posting as @davidfeng.social — was a bit wonky otherwise, but now back!

NONGFU CÂLISSE VIARGE TABARNAK

osti crisse de tabarnak câlisse viarge

The davidfengtrains.com website is now back with SSL active, once again. Applause to the great web hosts back home in Switzerland who saw the problem, and fixed it in time.

Swissness on the Interwebs: We care, and epic, at that!

the fact that davidfeng.social is legit genuine mine and my handle too and the fact, the fucked fact it doesn't work. #InvalidHandle

I am about to have a meltdown

Canadian eTAs for Jr and moé obtained, all OK.

Canada will NEVER be the 51st state of DOGEtardistan!

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It doesn't pay to have Dotard in charge.

I have moved my previous davidfeng.com and other associated accounts away from the #UnitedShaysh.

And back home to Switzerland.

All US-based domains and servers my end will lapse on 30 March 2025 and I will not intend to update them any further. If you've DC out of control, I'm not risking my data in these territories any further.

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Am I a liberal — or actually conservative?

Answer:-

DC sent us shitless a month back, and now Seoul is showing the same kind of political delulu, except the solulu is to get the guy running. At home in Switzerland, we at least give a shit about other political parties and won’t put Bern and the whole country on ideological lockdown.

Don’t for a moment think what has happened in Seoul can’t happen at home. We are lucky we still have 3-4 elections a year. Now we need MEANINGFUL motions — NOT “EVICT ALL THE ALIENS, THEY SIPHON OFF PUBLIC BENEFITS THEN ORDER A TONNE OF MICROPHONE FOAM COVERS FROM CHINA” etc. Looking at YOU, SVP!

South Korean president lifts martial law after backlash: Live updates | CNN South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol has lifted a martial law order, just hours after his decree plunged the country into political uncertainty. Follow for live updates.

Why oh why do we live in an era of dickhead after dickhead after dickhead. Why.

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When you say “Status Orange” I immediately go: Oh shit, Fuckface von Clownstick… #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

FTTV Taiwan reports of a deluge of refund requests during 11th November “Singles Day” shopping… well, formerly spree. Lots hit on Taobao. For sure it is not the most pro-Peking media so likely it’s a bit skewed, but yes, emblematic of Peking’s economic woes the central authorities have yet to fix…

U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-Ache…
(When your country is run by crypto and you’re actually not Switzerland…)

Next up: Chinese embassy to host free kung-fu courses?…

Aren’t you describing Donald Trump here?…

Anyone found feeding birds will be snatched then dropped from a drone operated by a bird. @jajawa.bsky.social

One Twitter account I think who must get here is Wankpanzer Watch… on the lookout for menaces on and off the motorways…

People say China is the worlds innovator but I still think America has some game left in it

MAGA SOUP (hey I mean it’s orange…)

So I guess Space Karen isn’t doing too well, right?…

You did this to all of us, Maganuts… 🤦

Very Swiss problems… when our cows of fame start obstructing cars in the dead centre of Zürich… 🤣😂

U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-Ache…
The Orange Guy becomes 47, and his favourite burgers… they got a food safety crisis…