I can't imagine any school putting a child at risk in that way.

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Liz McGowan, Fern Ammonite,1992, land art, Hebden Bridge, UK #womensart

Exactly. There already are. Another student with arrhythmia checks her heart rate via her phone and receives alerts, as does my diabetic student. So that's two exceptions already in a very average class.

All crossed that I can still cross.

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This morning I wouldn't pick most of these. That's definitely a very specifically Friday after school five.

5 🔥

Favourite #FridayFive
1. Weightlifting. Trashcan Sinatras.
2. Supernaturally. Nick Cave.
3. I saw you blink. Stornoway.
4. Seul ici. Boulevard des Airs.
5. In pursuit of love. Divine Comedy

#FridayFive.
Your five favourite songs by your five favourite artists. Don't overthink it.
1. Gimmie Shelter. The Rolling Stones.
2. Come As You Are. Nirvana.
3. Let England Shake. P J Harvey.
4. Under the Pressure. The War on Drugs.
5. Don't Delete the Kisses. Wolf Alice.

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Rejoin is coming: Talk of the customs union and single market is a distraction. Only full membership offers a compelling vision of Britain's future

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It’s official: the UK is rejoining Erasmus! 👏🇪🇺

This whole thread is a scream.

No, I really didn't. You have exceeded all expectations.

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Brilliant. 🥁

The orange orb rises

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First lamb of the year! 💚

Hungary has chosen Europe.

Europe has always chosen Hungary.

A country reclaims its European path.

The Union grows stronger.

I'd like a Giacometti dog, please.

hello Bluepals, we are open.

I think you should bare with them.

Jaw.

This.

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

Cat and Sardines, a painting by Duro Pulitika. There's a basket lying on its side with a pile of blueish fish tumbling out onto the floor. Then there's a black cat looking very pleased with itself, and all businesslike. My money is on the cat being responsible for tipping the basket.

Greetings, Buster. I thought of you when I saw this picture on my holidays.

Fucking hell these people are off their tits

Red clay tiled rooves, leading out to the sea, an island in the distance. A tiny bit of my head with an eye and a black hat.

Dubrovnik on a very windy day, and one of my eyes.

As long as you don't take plant cuttings.

You'll laugh again one day. I'm sorry for your loss.

I was there, it was joyous 🦉🐦‍⬛🐦