I shine a laser pointer in my neighbor's window when they're gone. Their cat has trashed 3 sets of mini blinds chasing it. They have no idea it's me. Am l evil? Yes, I am.

There are definitely worse things - man is fiiiiiiiiine!

I swear I thought you were Dan Levy 🙈🙊

You must get that all the time? 😂

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We won’t know until about November - it’ll be revealed to us when we’re least expecting it.

Green flag energy, right there 🙌

He must be talking about the resounding success in the Middle East of course - clearly now enjoying peace and harmony thanks to US military action…

👀

Oh wait.
Never mind.

A close up picture of several red roses and their ruffled petals.

“Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” – Rita Moreno

Roses from my garden last summer. 🌹🌱

#RoseWednesday #Roses #Flowers #Photography #Micro #Bloomscrolling #Gardening

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We’ve all been there.

The relief when you hear that startup chime…

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Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.

American voters:

I mean, when you gotta go… 👀

@privateeyenews.bsky.social on top form as usual this issue.

It’s possibly the perfect example of Apple seemingly releasing a product that they know is ALMOST perfect.

If you see this post, post or quote repost a tree.

I feel like this is a Glee song that should have been.

Do we know which had the longer run time - Adrien Brody’s movie or his speech?

Her acceptance speech would have been… interesting…

“Thank you for this award for a film about how I’m too old for awards”

Maybe Demi Moore secretly didn’t want to win, to prove that The Substance was right? 👀

Mikey Madison winning is such a fun epilogue to the Substance

This year's Oscars, in terms of iconic moments

Adrien Brody shut up challenge

Adrien Brody is the first person to win 2 #Oscars with only 2 nominations.

See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25

If Brody doesn’t win Best Actor, it’s purely because of the AI scandal.

TWO songs from The Wiz?? 😍

QUEEN LATIFAH?? 😍😍

Okay Latifah singing The Wiz in a sea of golden androgynously uniformed dancers? THIS IS MY OSCARS

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You tryna tell me that The Brutalist had a better score than Wicked??

#oscars2025

Certainly don’t take a lifetime to get your ass from your seat to the stage, and then complain that you didn’t have enough time to thank your next door neighbour’s cat in your acceptance speech

#Oscars2025

‘THE BRUTALIST’ has won Best Cinematography at the #Oscars 

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