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Posts by Static Velocity

"As the sneaky spider climbs toward the ceiling and tries to kill god, what do you all do?"

#ttrpg #masks #pbta #SaturdayGames #escapism #nocontextquotes

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Happy Camper is back! We are now live on Twitch m.twitch.tv/agingjourney...

3 months ago 0 1 0 0

"Show us your worm-free body."

@agingjourneypod.bsky.social

#ChristmasSpecial #NoContextQuotes #TuneInToSee #XMarksTheSpot #HereWeGoAgain #kidsonbikes #tttrpgs

4 months ago 2 0 0 0

"No longer am I just a little guy; now I'm a little man."

#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #congrats #goblins

4 months ago 3 1 0 0

GM to level 13 party: Congratulations on defeating the butterflies.
Level 13 party: *Cheers*

#ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thebarislow #itwasasoulstorm #threesoulstorms #takethatbutterflies

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Dwarf Cleric to Dwarf Summoner: "You showed me your clan dagger a few months ago, seems only right that I give you mine now."
*Cackling from sorceress*
Minotaur: "Went from cleaning his dragon to showing a man his dagger."
*Cackling intensifies*

#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaygameday

4 months ago 4 0 0 0

"Your flower girl's a cultist."
"The one I talked to when I was bathing the dragon?"
"... Is that a euphemism?"

#itisnow #nocontestquotes #thosecultists #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs

5 months ago 0 0 0 0
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You know it's a good night when your DM gives your entire party a timeout in discord

#dnd5e #stormkingsthunder #feral #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
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The Mystery Club returns playing Kids on Bikes in our #halloween two part special Part 1 premiers Tonight at 5pm cst and Part 2 premiers at 6pm cst. On Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCuY...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...

5 months ago 0 1 1 0
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Donny, the President of the Mystery Club has done it again. He's called an emergency meeting and this time, it's serious; competition has entered the ring. Meet the Murder Club. Our #halloween special's session 0 premiers Tonight. www.youtube.com/channel/UCuY...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...

5 months ago 0 1 0 0

"DnD really is the missionary sex of ttrpgs."

#ttrpgs #dnd #sundaynightgames #theseplayersareferal

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

"Oh my god, he's snorting you like cocaine while you die?!"

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #masks #saturdaygameday #dusted #itllbefine #sodead

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

"There's not much nuance in the bottom of a well, I guess."
"Nope, just frogs."
"And witches."

#nocontextquotes #ttrpg #pathfinder2e #imthewitch #tuesdaygamenight #theyregoingtofindoutmysecret

5 months ago 5 1 0 0

"What are his edicts?"
"Gather knowledge of gates through space and time, curse or mutate unborn children."
...
"So kind of a mixed bag."

#pathfinder2e #nocontectquotes #weshouldgoback #thisisatrap #butwhatifwewentin #thisiswhatfamiliarsarefor #ripbird #sundaygameday #thisparty

6 months ago 0 0 0 0
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We are live on twitch! Live recording our Kids Campin' campaign, Happy Camper. Today is the season 1 arch 1 finale. Let's hope everyone makes it out alive... Come join us. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...

6 months ago 0 1 0 0

"Just climb up on the roof and hide there and when the scouts come by you ambush them like a drop-Minotaur."

#ttrpg #nocontextquotes #greatplan #heyitworked #pathfinder2e #sundaygameday

6 months ago 5 2 0 0

"The lady made it seem like it wasn't a big deal."
"The lady that was sobbing?"
"..."

Come join us on twitch for episode 9 of Happy Camper! www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...

#ttrpg #kidsonbrooms #happycamper #thesekids #nocontextquotes #twitch

6 months ago 1 1 0 0
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We are live on twitch! Live recording our Kids Campin' campaign, Happy Camper. Come join us. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...

6 months ago 1 2 0 0

"I've got hemophilia."
"So, like, if you see blood do you faint?"
...
"He's not *afraid* of blood."

#pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #gamenight #Sundaygames #lovemyparty

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

"Tase me lizard daddy."

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #chainlightning #butwewontho

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

"I want to know-"
"What love is?"
"That too, but I don't think these worms can tell me. At least I hope not."

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thispartyisdoomed

7 months ago 2 1 0 0
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Follow The Piers, a mafia crew in this fantastical version of 1930s Chicago, as members of The Red Syndicate. The higher the climb, the harder the fall. Pan, Normal, Static and Lore are GMed by TanyaLashea in this Kids on Bikes campaign. Now Live youtu.be/dJWVqKv8mSc

7 months ago 0 1 0 0

"Is your pig an undead pig? Is that why it likes bacon?"

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #Fridaynightgames #kidsonbrooms #pigswilleatanything

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

"In the five seconds I was ripping my shirt off, you said something really important - what was it?"

#nocontext #ttrpgs #worldsinperil #sundaygameday #thatswhatheroesdo

7 months ago 2 0 0 0

"Let this be a lesson to all of you, don't seduce the sea."

#nocontextquotes #magpiegames #rapscallion #iregretnothing #ttrpgs #saturdaygameday #cursed

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Live recording of Happy Camper on Twitch tonight. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...

7 months ago 1 1 0 0

"I *was* good at survival."
"Tell that to your corpse!"

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #goingwell #rip

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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"The anguished one is off-guard because of the giant chicken."
"Chickity China the giant chicken."

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #witchlife #hotmic #noinsidethoughts #tabletopgames #thisgameisnotallaboutchickens #justonechicken #aceramicchicken

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

"Since the chicken's in your pocket, I'll take the token."

#nocontextquotes #tabletopgames #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #Tuesdaynightgames #thatfamiliarlife #witchesbelikethat

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Live now on twitch (www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...) for episode 3 of Happy Camper!

Who's dying tonight?

#kidsonbrooms #actualplaypodcast #actualplaytwitch #ttrpg #fridaynightgames

9 months ago 0 0 0 0