"As the sneaky spider climbs toward the ceiling and tries to kill god, what do you all do?"
#ttrpg #masks #pbta #SaturdayGames #escapism #nocontextquotes
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Happy Camper is back! We are now live on Twitch m.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
"Show us your worm-free body."
@agingjourneypod.bsky.social
#ChristmasSpecial #NoContextQuotes #TuneInToSee #XMarksTheSpot #HereWeGoAgain #kidsonbikes #tttrpgs
"No longer am I just a little guy; now I'm a little man."
#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #congrats #goblins
GM to level 13 party: Congratulations on defeating the butterflies.
Level 13 party: *Cheers*
#ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thebarislow #itwasasoulstorm #threesoulstorms #takethatbutterflies
Dwarf Cleric to Dwarf Summoner: "You showed me your clan dagger a few months ago, seems only right that I give you mine now."
*Cackling from sorceress*
Minotaur: "Went from cleaning his dragon to showing a man his dagger."
*Cackling intensifies*
#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaygameday
"Your flower girl's a cultist."
"The one I talked to when I was bathing the dragon?"
"... Is that a euphemism?"
#itisnow #nocontestquotes #thosecultists #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs
You know it's a good night when your DM gives your entire party a timeout in discord
#dnd5e #stormkingsthunder #feral #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs
The Mystery Club returns playing Kids on Bikes in our #halloween two part special Part 1 premiers Tonight at 5pm cst and Part 2 premiers at 6pm cst. On Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCuY...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...
Donny, the President of the Mystery Club has done it again. He's called an emergency meeting and this time, it's serious; competition has entered the ring. Meet the Murder Club. Our #halloween special's session 0 premiers Tonight. www.youtube.com/channel/UCuY...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...
"DnD really is the missionary sex of ttrpgs."
#ttrpgs #dnd #sundaynightgames #theseplayersareferal
"Oh my god, he's snorting you like cocaine while you die?!"
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #masks #saturdaygameday #dusted #itllbefine #sodead
"There's not much nuance in the bottom of a well, I guess."
"Nope, just frogs."
"And witches."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpg #pathfinder2e #imthewitch #tuesdaygamenight #theyregoingtofindoutmysecret
"What are his edicts?"
"Gather knowledge of gates through space and time, curse or mutate unborn children."
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"So kind of a mixed bag."
#pathfinder2e #nocontectquotes #weshouldgoback #thisisatrap #butwhatifwewentin #thisiswhatfamiliarsarefor #ripbird #sundaygameday #thisparty
We are live on twitch! Live recording our Kids Campin' campaign, Happy Camper. Today is the season 1 arch 1 finale. Let's hope everyone makes it out alive... Come join us. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
"Just climb up on the roof and hide there and when the scouts come by you ambush them like a drop-Minotaur."
#ttrpg #nocontextquotes #greatplan #heyitworked #pathfinder2e #sundaygameday
"The lady made it seem like it wasn't a big deal."
"The lady that was sobbing?"
"..."
Come join us on twitch for episode 9 of Happy Camper! www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
#ttrpg #kidsonbrooms #happycamper #thesekids #nocontextquotes #twitch
We are live on twitch! Live recording our Kids Campin' campaign, Happy Camper. Come join us. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
"I've got hemophilia."
"So, like, if you see blood do you faint?"
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"He's not *afraid* of blood."
#pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #gamenight #Sundaygames #lovemyparty
"Tase me lizard daddy."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #chainlightning #butwewontho
"I want to know-"
"What love is?"
"That too, but I don't think these worms can tell me. At least I hope not."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thispartyisdoomed
Follow The Piers, a mafia crew in this fantastical version of 1930s Chicago, as members of The Red Syndicate. The higher the climb, the harder the fall. Pan, Normal, Static and Lore are GMed by TanyaLashea in this Kids on Bikes campaign. Now Live youtu.be/dJWVqKv8mSc
"Is your pig an undead pig? Is that why it likes bacon?"
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #Fridaynightgames #kidsonbrooms #pigswilleatanything
"In the five seconds I was ripping my shirt off, you said something really important - what was it?"
#nocontext #ttrpgs #worldsinperil #sundaygameday #thatswhatheroesdo
"Let this be a lesson to all of you, don't seduce the sea."
#nocontextquotes #magpiegames #rapscallion #iregretnothing #ttrpgs #saturdaygameday #cursed
Live recording of Happy Camper on Twitch tonight. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...
"I *was* good at survival."
"Tell that to your corpse!"
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #goingwell #rip
"The anguished one is off-guard because of the giant chicken."
"Chickity China the giant chicken."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #witchlife #hotmic #noinsidethoughts #tabletopgames #thisgameisnotallaboutchickens #justonechicken #aceramicchicken
"Since the chicken's in your pocket, I'll take the token."
#nocontextquotes #tabletopgames #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #Tuesdaynightgames #thatfamiliarlife #witchesbelikethat
Live now on twitch (www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...) for episode 3 of Happy Camper!
Who's dying tonight?
#kidsonbrooms #actualplaypodcast #actualplaytwitch #ttrpg #fridaynightgames