"I find it incredibly strange that we lack the budget for a company van, but instead have the budget for a company tommy gun." #nocontextquotes #TTRPGNight
"The Pizza Rats Cometh." #nocontextquotes #TTRPGNight
"Why are you ordering coffee at the Kinkos?" #nocontextquotes #TTRPGNight
"There's nothing more anomalous than Ohio." #nocontextquotes #TTRPGNight
"... and what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?"
#NoContextQuotes
I can't believe @theanarchristie.bsky.social almost derailed us with horse dong. No I will not elaborate, I will simply laugh. #TTRPGNight #nocontextquotes
"I was imagining The Giving Tree but for trans people." #nocontextquotes #TTRPGNight
"As the wise Black Eyed Oeas once said,
Gotta get that. "
#NoContextQuotes
"As the sneaky spider climbs toward the ceiling and tries to kill god, what do you all do?"
#ttrpg #masks #pbta #SaturdayGames #escapism #nocontextquotes
"Bacon trauma. This is a new one." #nocontextquotes
"Did you use your lucky nazi coin? Make sure the 7-11 worker knows your lucky coin won that" #NoContextQuotes
L: "Uncle Matt called me fat!"
M: "No, I called you an ogre! Because you have layers!"
L: "Yeah, layers of fat!"
#nocontextquotes
"Show us your worm-free body."
@agingjourneypod.bsky.social
#ChristmasSpecial #NoContextQuotes #TuneInToSee #XMarksTheSpot #HereWeGoAgain #kidsonbikes #tttrpgs
"No longer am I just a little guy; now I'm a little man."
#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #congrats #goblins
"....and thats when we started the Illuminati."
"Of course, that makes so much sense for you."
#NoContextQuotes
"She was wet. I didn't even have to put on the Vegeta armor." #nocontextquotes
"In many ways, I am the anti-herpes." #nocontextquotes
"Will gaydar help us find our missing person?"
"Yeah, if he's gay!"
#TTRPGNight #NoContextQuotes
"I'm going into his room under the pretense of looking for a boat, but really I wanna know where he kept his good tequila." #TTRPNight #NoContextQuotes
"What does Eevee evolve into if you give it a peppermint stick?"
"Mariah Carey, but with two Es at the end (Mariah Caree)."
We're starting strong tonight. #TTRPGNight #NoContextQuotes
S: "Is a gazelle more of a dog or a cat?"
J: "A gazelle is a bird."
L: "No, it's not."
S: "Do you know what a gazelle is?"
L: "NO HE DOES NOT."
J: "Wait, am I thinking of a flamingo?"
#nocontextquotes
"You have a nice scalp." #nocontextquotes
"What is that based in? Aside from just asses." #nocontextquotes
"Trust the spinach." #nocontextquotes
"Is he still breathing?"
"The child is still breathing, yes."
#TTRPGNight #nocontextquotes
"It's holly in the front, jolly in the back" #TTRPGNight #nocontextquotes
"Oh my god, he's snorting you like cocaine while you die?!"
#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #masks #saturdaygameday #dusted #itllbefine #sodead
"There's not much nuance in the bottom of a well, I guess."
"Nope, just frogs."
"And witches."
#nocontextquotes #ttrpg #pathfinder2e #imthewitch #tuesdaygamenight #theyregoingtofindoutmysecret
βIn Valhalla you donβt have to do Zoom calls.β
*applause*
@davegoodman.bsky.social
A Reluctant Spy.
#NoContextQuotes
"Just climb up on the roof and hide there and when the scouts come by you ambush them like a drop-Minotaur."
#ttrpg #nocontextquotes #greatplan #heyitworked #pathfinder2e #sundaygameday