Trump is so illiterate that he had to pre-record his weird af Bible reading and apparently the government will be reading fork the Bible all week on public television
Two things to unpack here:
1) Trump is so illiterate that they had to pre-record him reading the Bible.
2) The Government is going to read the Bible on public tv all week while for weeks they’ve been howling about how Iran is run by religious extremists.
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Trump to do damage control and pretend to be a Christian by reading a Bible verse at a White House presser.
So the quasi illiterate antichrist who’s cosplaying as POTUS is going to do a damage control Bible reading presser from the Oval?
Hilarious.
It’s highly likely that the most interesting thing we’ll gather from this performative nonsense may very well be that he actually knows how to read.
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When you think things couldn’t get worse in America, there’s another mass shooting involving babies.
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We are so broken. This is horrific.
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Timeline cleanse—happy “Caturday”!
Y’all. Who did this?💀
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The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
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Trump holding miniature models of his stupid Arch with the dumbest look on his face.
This narcissistic, dementia ridden, pedo dotard is the President of the United States and I still can’t believe this is real life.
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We really do have to burn it all down.
ALL. OF. IT.
Time for a new world where women lead.
#RapeAcademy
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It’s interesting that they need an act of Congress to stop the Iran strikes, but they didn’t need one to start
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I have plenty of matches. Bring a firethrower, please 🔥🔥🔥
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We really do have to burn it all down.
ALL. OF. IT.
Time for a new world where women lead.
#RapeAcademy
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Utah audited every single one of its 2 million registered voters looking for noncitizen fraud.
They found one person who registered. Zero who voted.
The entire SAVE Act is built on this.
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What I'm thinking all day every day these days...
Who actually ISN'T a predator?
Because DAMN. I daresay we are surrounded by them.
We the people deserve so much fucking better.
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Trump making Venezuela great again.
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They tried authoritarianism and as it turns out, authoritarianism only benefits the rich.
Pay attention, U.S.
Hungary is your crystal ball!
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My speculation:
Michael Wolff has said Epstein told him the first time Trump and Melania had sex was on Epstein's Lolita Express Jet.
He might release the audio of their interview or a similar story might confirm some of the sordid details.
Melania is trying to get ahead of it.
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a woman in a black dress is smiling and clapping in front of a crowd
ALT: a woman in a black dress is smiling and clapping in front of a crowd
Thanks for that informative press conference, Melania. Except when it comes to this, we are more than on to you.
Nice try. I'm sure it will all work out for you, girl. Be well.
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What a catastrophic humiliation for the US.
Tehran is declaring total victory: the US will withdraw its troops from the region, ease Iran sanctions, allow continued uranium enrichment, and accept Iranian control of the Strait.
Thanks for nothing, Trump. America First? More like Iran First. 🇮🇷
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Now that both sides have agreed to a ceasefire…
Release the Epstein Files!!!
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NGL, I did not have the world ending because Pam Bondi refused to prosecute a cabal of kid raping billionaires on my bingo card.
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I miss having a regulated central nervous system.
#mentalhealthmatters
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This shows the following text, but imagine it all in radically different font, sizes and font selections for no reason often within the same sentence
What to wear:
Since the weather is often quite different at the shore than inland,
• please have your student dress in layers
- it's better to have too much clothing than too little.
• Hats are a good idea
• Your student should
wear a pale of old sacakers or Croc
Since shoes will most likely get wet and sandy, it's a good idea to bring a second pair of sneakers and socks
to change into (no flip-flops please).
Students will not be allowed to walk barefoot at any time
!
• Bring sunscreen and
a beach towel
• Please have your student prior to leaving for Sandy Hook. They should
bring their sunscreen
This is an excerpt from a genuine email from a teacher at my kids school
What is it about html formatting that confuses them I know they have masters degrees
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*weeps in graphic design*
Utter travesty.
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Trump says "countries with demented leaders shouldn't have nuclear weapons."
Couldn't agree more!
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Never forget that Republicans could put an end to this insanity.
But here we are. Being held hostage by a madman.
The party of sycophants and cowards.
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