I was always told to follow my heart, which is why I got arrested for stalking an organ donor.
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I spoke to a Norfolk man who said he had problems dealing with his angry shoes.
Sorry, anger issues.
#LunchPun
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You know I'm can't rhyme,
Which is annoying.
#ValentinesDay #ValentinesDay2026 #valentines
2 months ago
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After Veganuary it's now Februdairy.
Will this torture ever end?
2 months ago
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