Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

They really did an amazing job with keeping the brand continuity -- you catch a passing glance of Pearl Milling Co pancake mix and it's instantly recognizable! you never needed that racist caricature!

www.maptap.gg April 19
99🎯 100🎯 94🏅 96🔥 90👑
Final score: 945

amazing!!

TROG DOR !!

i'm so sorry.

got yourself a good one there

“Chat,

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Do You Remember Laurie Zimmer YouTube video by Rodrigo

SO good.

(also made me go searching and eventually found this, not great cinema but interesting: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCOL...)

good luck girl!

but which ones the mulder and which the scully

Wordle 1,759 3/6*

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shout out to fermentation for gotta be one of my favorite metabolic processes

i lol ed more than once

Cin City Natty

wish the game was a little less us-biased— makes it easier for me but less interesting

www.maptap.gg April 12
100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 99🎯 92🏆
Final score: 963

www.maptap.gg April 11
100🎯 100🎯 96🏅 92🏆 97🔥
Final score: 959

In 1985, Wendy Carlos spoke about the reaction to her transition: "The public turned out to be amazingly tolerant or, if you wish, indifferent ... There had never been any need of this charade to have taken place. It had proven a monstrous waste of years of my life."

an orange and white cat riding in the back of a charging white puppy

𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆: 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒊𝒎.

youre not wrong

EVERY TIME i see this mf

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

The Chilling Of A Sacred Beer

abc really reaching to keep to the rule of threes there

36 years ago today, ‘Twin Peaks’ premiered on ABC! (April 8, 1990) ☕🥧🌲🏔️🏔️

Created by Mark Frost & David Lynch.

Starring Kyle MacLachlan, Lara Flynn Boyle, Michael Ontkean, James Marshall, Mädchen Amick, Sherilyn Fenn, & more.

#OTD #OnThisDay

no clock on these beautiful arts

rip

WATT