hungry again does it ever fucking end

I had a dream that I went to the doctors and my bill was $87k so I went to a theme park and went on a beetleguise roller coaster ride but it was just some guy driving a little bus really fast around LA and yelling at us. After the ride proposed to me, I woke up w my eyes wet

Wow I got the job !!!!!! The evil one 🥳🥳🥳 #villain

I don’t want to learn any more new things!!! I already know too much as it is im a genias

Lmfao

They already made this it’s called eat a piece of bread n sop all the pee up in ur belly

I feel like I will learn a lot in this position and set me up for my future success in the industry. I also love money and petting my evil and mean dog while WFH. I hate children and the planet, this really works out for me perfectly nvm what I said about being good

Thank u for believing in me Quiz I appreciate ur evil support

Ok I think I actually found a job and it’s not evil or neutral but possibly good and will help people ?? Can u even imagine

All my job prospects rn are extremely evil but also I am evil so they’re actually normal job prospects to me

Woww Ellone ahead of Kain?? Wondering how much of this decision is based on her little green shawl

Billy’s goat scruff

Eating at a 5 star restaurant with a director from N*TO tn so my last meal will be phenomenal before I get chopped up into tiny little pieces and put in the trunk of a Tesla. #worthit #thegoodlife

Just some dam ass rocks who gives a shit #minimalism

DO IT NOW

Jack off all trades

They just like me fr!!!!!!!!!!

Inventing a new type of clothing called “jants” (jean pants). thank you for the likes on this post

If you get a ticket on your car you can just take it off and say it got blown away by the wind 😉 happens all the time…. #lifehack

It doesn’t even matter how hard u try :( 🎻

Ready for a full day of adulting now that I’ve had my go-go bean juice 😂 #winning

You don’t have to separate your laundry. It’s fine #advice

Woke up at 3am and couldn’t stop laughing at “grocery bag fulla poop” then I went back to sleep. Just a glimpse into my mine

Couldn’t sleep last night thinking about “crumb chutney”

If u never go to the dentist u will never get a cavity. Follow me for more life hacks

Tumblers 👏 better 👏 than 👏 pumpers 👏 but y’all not ready for that conversation……..

Omg yes ty doing the NORGs work 🙏🙇‍♀️

Not the pupu jumpscare 😭

If I were president I would make abortion legal up to and including and also past 8 months. Also it’s free. I think u should be able to kill your own child without penalty at any point and it’s fine to do it. I could possibly even encourage it if that’s what you want to do. It’s ur life imo