Bf was feeling a bit down today so we went on a big walk and I said "so why *did* Sauron give 9 rings to the men and only 6 to the dwarves? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔" and well now he feels a lot better

It creates fantastically passionate arguments at the end because it's very hard to win:

"MIA?!?! MIA OBVIOUSLY WATCHES THE QUEEN'S SPEECH!"

"IF YOU HAD LISTENED, I SAID THE *KING'S* SPEECH, YOU BLOODY IDIOT, IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DEMOGRAPHIC"

If you are like me and have a group of dorky 30-40 something friends I strongly suggest playing the game we invented: "Guess Who, but Only Vibes". the game is the same but you're not allowed to mention physical appearance, instead only vibes: e.g. "does this person own a cybertruck?"

No!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A very happy me with my martini slate

That's a wrap on my first short film Pandora! A whirlwind four days shooting horrible gore on a gorgeous farm with a truly unbeatable crew - very excited to get into the edit suite now 😎🎬✂️ #filmsky #postsky #horror

When AI bros (gender-neutral) follow me on bluesky I block them immediately 🙂 I am not interested in your slop 🙂

M&S's toxic self-checkouts really roasted me for buying a single apple

there's also this great independent sausage roll place called Greggs

Climb up primrose hill north of Regent's Park at sunset, don't look behind you at all, only turn around when you get to the top. There will be loads of locals there and it's the best view in London. Then walk north into Camden, eat at the market and go to Joe's for swing dancing 🙂

I'm here wearing a t-shirt that says "killing children is always bad" and it turns out that's a slogan that needs to be intellectually debated instead of, you know, something that we can all agree on. People are mad at the t-shirt. It 'lacks nuance'. People lose their jobs for wearing the t-shirt

A Trainline screenshot showing a standard ticket from Kings Cross to Bradford Interchange. It costs £205.80. First class is £326.90

This is for NEXT WEEK. Absolutely outrageous that a ticket for a 170-mile journey is being priced at over £200. Why do we put up with this

unequivocally the absolute worst timeline

Sick of rising prices? Experts have come up with an innovative new way to reduce the cost of living: die

This has got real "good news, we created the torment nexus from the popular science fiction novel 'Don't Create the Torment Nexus'" vibes to it

jd vance killed the pope by being too cringe. it's liz truss all over again

This is my budgie Puddle (and his bell/hat/best friend in the whole world)!

@dsoart.com's fundraiser is here gofund.me/5c4f901b - pictures of your own pets / weird guys also up for grabs. Pictures of weird guys not the guys themselves

Thank you 🥲

Oh just my macbook! I was editing remotely on location. I'm not colour grading, just exporting dailies and rough cuts at the moment, but there are quite a few night shots with below-legal blacks, which aren't tolerating the gamma shifts at all (I think). I'm not a colourist so am muddling through it

MXF, in SLog gamut3-cine

Ashley thank you! I knew it must be something to do with gamma shifting as my QT exports have been the bane of my existence for ages with Avid, but I didn't know how to fix it. Part of the reason why I moved to Resolve for delivery as Avid seems to gamma shift absolutely everything... Lifesaver ❤️

Hi #postsky! Can someone good with Resolve explain why the colour balance of my exports is fine in H264/mp4 but goes completely down the toilet when I export in apple prores/mov (delivery spec)? I have the free version of Resolve so am paywalled out of tech support. Advice appreciated, I am new here

Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.

Guy who owns Funko pops: we shouldn’t have banks we should have Funko pops

Wordle 1,384 1/6*

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oh my god. IT HAPPENED.

I dunno if Keir Starmer has maybe thought that one of the reasons we have so many people claiming disability benefits and going off work sick is that they routinely have to wait years for treatments and diagnoses

I was just offered an appointment by the NHS pain management service. It is in 2026. What a joke

it's also a 7-day shoot

Thankfully they did have a clapper board at least!