A birthday background with the title Philip has passed away

I'm gonna try making boomer Facebook posts

Put your hand over the lower half of his face and tell me that's a human being attempting to smile.

I've plucked dead fish out of the lake with more lifelike eyes.

The Pentagon Papers were so devastating because they revealed the truth: the powers that be knew it was a hopeless cause, they permanently destroyed the willingness of the American people to be conscripted just to save face. It was a monstrous crime.

plenty of words are worse than "moist"

for example, whatever your name is

i need this show. please and thank you

yes this is an actually good idea for a heist movie

who’s on first
what’s on second
i don’t knows on third
and @why.bsky.team is in the dugout whining about people being mean

Pink petunias with yellow centers and green leaves about 15 blooms visible.

Pompano pink plumeria

Close up of purple orchid that looks like it have a birds face in the middle. For some reason there’s a halo around the edges of some the petals.

Close up of red ruffles hibiscus

Some pink and red flowers I ran into on my walk.

📸 mine #bloomscrolling #flowers #gardens #photography #nature

[at the grocery store]
cashier: paper or plastic?
me: holds up my hands cupped just give it to me
cashier: sir, it's 47 items
me: nods i'm strong

bill kristol founding a new publication whose entire existence is devoted to strapping on a bomb vest and running screaming straight into the republican party’s HQ lobby is never gonna stop being wild

There was only one possible solution left — and this wasn't it. is a valid guess and you have a great vocabulary, but Wordle typically uses more common words as solutions.

Every day, the Wordle bot finds a way to lift my spirits — and then crush them, like a cigarette stub beneath its heel

Navy secretary stepping down 13 months into job Navy Secretary John Phelan is departing the administration after serving in the role for just over a year, the Pentagon announced on Wednesday.  “On behalf of the Secretary of War an…

i would have thought there was some natural limit on the number of people willing and eager to be humiliated by this admin, but perhaps that was my optimistic nature.

from the outside he appears to have done everything in his power to satisfy trump. and yet.

As someone who has been dealing with long COVID and it’s debilitating fatigue since 2020, the number of times I have nearly passed out because I couldn’t find a place to sit. Between that and the fucking triggering headlights I have become more housebound than I wish

Workers lose $240 million during ICE surge, survey estimates Workers in the Twin Cities lost an estimated $244 million in wages during the ICE surge while businesses lost $610 million in revenue.

Minnesota workers lost an estimated $240 million during the ICE surge that prevented many from working & shopping.

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screenshot of a duck duck go search result. OpenBible.info https://www.openbible.info > topics > shitpo... ... What Does the Bible Say About Shitposting? - OpenBible.info Bible verses about Shitposting Isaiah 8:1-22 ESV / 4

ok

She Dunning my Krueger til I think I’m good at it

I know that the laughing-crying emoji is supposed to be cringe now, but if I send it to you please know that it is the highest of compliments because laughing until I cry is one of my great joys in life

Eugenicist RFK Jr Wants To Eliminate Chronic Illness By Eliminating Chronically Ill People | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland Eugenicist RFK Jr Wants To Eliminate Chronic Illness By Eliminating Chronically Ill People by Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland on Patreon. Join Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthe...

MAHA's leaders claim they want to end sickness, but they intend to do it by ending chronically ill and disabled people's access to the care that keeps us alive.

The MAHA plan for ending chronic illness is simply ending chronically ill people.🧵

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The irony of RFK jr mentioning how much money was spent on chronic illness treatment under his uncle‘s presidency... a man who famously struggled with and spent a lot of money on treatment for his numerous chronic illnesses 🤦‍♀️

So, the guy who thinks that witches have taken over California is now the acting Secretary of the Navy? Super.

This does echo some of my own stuff. I thought I hated vegetables bc my mom bought frozen or canned stuff and can’t cook well enough to rescue those ingredients. Turns out I fuckin love vegetables when made by someone who actually knows what they’re doing

A tiny monarch caterpillar with an orangey yellow tinge

O to be a tiny caterpillar who’s eaten so many gold petals I’ve turned completely gold

The sunset falls hot pink in a periwinkle and lavender sky while a boat speeds down the river. Peaceful. Savoring life and very grateful. Today was a good day.

when will zohran mamdani bring back 22 episode television seasons

I'm at the world war, I'm at the economic crisis, I'm at the combination world war-pandemic-economic crisis

god damn it i can't tell if the tims got the twitter handle or if this is actually aj.

Things get real bad I'll eat the beans outta my beanbag chair

A screen shot of a skeet from Merriam-Webster that reads - ‘SWIMS’ upside down is still ‘SWIMS’. With a reply that reads - if you love geometric fonts where this would be true so much then why don't you use them in your body copy? no? not readable? go FUCK yourself; dictionary. they should call you hypocrictionary

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

he lost his cash cow

Sometimes I'll say no problemo when there is in fact problemo