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Posts by Jules 🦀 king crab

❤️❤️❤️ brother you keep me going somedays

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For a little luckae secret santa for @9mileshigh.bsky.social 🫶💖 #luckaesecretsanta2025

3 months ago 80 32 3 1

Truly the dream.

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I was convinced we all hallucinated it 😭

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I can’t believe he’s finally on his way.

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Merry Christmas ❤️ I’m so grateful for all of you, genuinely. You don’t know how much I appreciate your support, no matter how it comes.

Thank you ❤️❤️❤️

3 months ago 9 1 2 0
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Alex has his entire life on lock: he’s the biggest streamer in the game, has a $5 million contract in the works, and his team can’t be beaten. All he has to do is win this tournament, and his career is set. Just ask anybody.

Enter Theo, head-on at 30MPH.

#Q #A #RF #questpit

5 months ago 17 3 0 0
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For #UnhingedPit I present: a selection of reviews from the fanfic version of my adult gay contemporary romance.

Because it WAS a fanfiction first, with a great audience who’ve flooded my DMs for the last year asking about the novel release. ❤️

#A #Q #LGBT #R

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Why an #UnhingedPit agent shouldn’t sign my #A #LGBT #R #Q contemporary novel:

🫥 the readers in my DMs who miss the fic want instant gratification and pub is slow
🫩 it made my betas cry a lot. don’t we have enough heartache?
😮‍💨 the MCs are gay and slutty (in THIS environment???)

6 months ago 14 1 0 0

I’m sick over this—genuinely at a loss.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Once upon a time, I dumped an RP partner when I found out she exclusively wrote gay characters and was ULTRA homophobic irl. But all she did was RP slutty gay men. Very odd.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Wow, congrats you guys!

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I can tell you that my secretlab chair absolutely kills my back so don’t get one of those. This could be because I have a standard size and it’s too small for my broad shoulders, though.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Writing a novel right now feels like I'm doing it on the deck of the Titanic as a comet is headed to Earth and also I'm covered in fire ants. I'm sure it's fine. Just don't blame me if every fifth paragraph is something like WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IS ANYBODY EVEN READING THIS OH GOD

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Recently started hydrating like you’re supposed to and walking hard on the treadmill a few times a week. Unfortunately, it fixed me.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

"Since when are books political?!"
- A person who has never understood a single book they've read including the history textbooks

1 year ago 48 4 1 1

Brother you would because it is GORGEOUS

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Wife and I have collabed on something truly great

Beef stew 😌

1 year ago 12 0 1 0
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An #agentsguide to TRUE NORTH: a voicey bi-awakening romance between a megafamous Twitch streamer concealing his identity from a disaster gay who CANNOT learn he’s dating the one guy he hates. 92k.

#litagents #amquerying #writingcommunity #agentguide

1 year ago 13 2 1 0
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This is so relatable. Even though I know I’m not—sometimes I feel so isolated.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Noooo pushing on it hurts so bad I’m so sorry.

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I grew up in a very similar rural evangelical community and seeing people back home suddenly become experts on healthy oils is killing me.

I’m not sure they realize canola oil is a seed oil. Growing up, that’s ALL we used (other than lard and butter).

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Seed oils were also a surprise to me. I’ve known people that once would’ve fried food in used motor oil if it tasted good.

Like…y’all are just making shit up to be a conspiracy theorist about at this point.

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

NOOOO that’s the worst. I have the issue where the cartilage where my ribs connect to my sternum gets inflamed and I’m deadass sure I’m dying…

Feel better soon! Rib/sternum pain is frustrating because it’s so hard to treat. I hope you find a method that works for you <3

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

TRUE NORTH has lots of fulls out already—but it could also be in YOUR query box! 📦

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An #agentsguide to TRUE NORTH: a voicey bi-awakening romance between a megafamous Twitch streamer concealing his identity from a disaster gay who CANNOT learn he’s dating the one guy he hates. 92k.

#litagents #amquerying #writingcommunity #agentguide

1 year ago 13 2 1 0

There are literally millions of us 😌

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Do you feel better now?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

NOOOOO that’s the worst. It takes me so long to get back in the work vibe after vacation.

Godspeed.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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Let’s go anxiety!!!!! ✨

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