AJ is such a fuckboy!! #TheUltimatumQueerLove #TheUltimatum #QueerLove #Netflix

Lexi announcing her #SummerHouse departure the day after Paige is legit hilarious. Like, no one cares, hun.

#Bravo

Holy shit Imrul wasn’t even allowed to stay for the whole reunion, hahahahah

#SummerHouse #Bravo

So okay, hear me out, Danielle might be right about Lindsay not making sense on #SummerHouse anymore because bringing a baby there is insane, but what if she moved to LA and lived in, oh I don’t know… #TheValley? There’s always room for Lindsay in the #Bravoverse #Bravo

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I’m speechless

Roy Wood Jr, Amber Ruffin, and Michael Ian Black make an absurdly good team on the American version of #HaveIGotNewsForYou on #CNN if you aren’t watching yet you should be. #HIGNFY

A stranger just asked to get let into my building and then got mad when I said no.

We mustn’t dwell. Not today.
Happy #RexManningDay! #EmpireRecords

Give Carrie Coon the Emmy NOW
#TheWhiteLotus #HBO

“I’m a pleaser” will go down as the greatest understatement in TV history
#TheWhiteLotus #HBO

The Lake Incident Camp Pemadumcook offered over fifty activities for its campers to enjoy in the summer of 1999.

Part one of a new SubStack story!

Wanda Sykes and John Waters at the same time is wild. All of my weird-kid-alt-comedy dreams are coming true. Thank you John Mulaney.

Yesssss!!!! G’bye Charity!!!!!! #Survivor ##Survivor48

Cedric and Star are not my favorite players, but that moment was beautiful. #Survivor #Survivor48

#Survivor finding modern, non-lethal ways to tar and feather people is hilarious.
#Survivor48

Hey Sai, explain the idea of humble celebration for me one more time. #Survivor #Survivor48

I legitimately can’t stand Charity. Btw that’s the name of a shitty contestant on #Survivor48. I’m not just a dick and stingy.
#Survivor

#MidCenturyModern is the gay #GoldenGirls remake we deserve and Matt Bomer makes a great Rose

Sorry, the internet has trained me to read everything as an insult. It was kind of a joke, but it had a lot of truth in it. He is great in this season though.

Yeah, him in interviews, which are obviously designed to make him look good (but still), seems like a genuinely good, not-too-affected-by-being-born-into-wealth dude. I think I like him.

Thank? You?

Oh my god stop looking at me like that

See, I need someone to remind me that’s an option. My excitable ass would have just said “yes and thank you”🤣

Maybe I’m a bad person, but I woulda taken the money. #WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus #HBO #HBOSundays

I kind of hate that Patrick Schwarzenegger is a good actor. #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus #HBO #HBOSundays

RIP Yuki

I hate that Bianca is gone but honestly the way Cedric played that was absolutely genius. Evil genius, but still genius. #Survivor #Survivor48

Jeff said something about how a young autistic person might be watching and feeling seen. But as a 33-year-old autistic person, I felt what Eva was feeling in every cell of my body. I knew a scene like this was coming tonight and it still managed to knock the wind out of me 😮‍💨 #Survivor48 #Survivor

Well I’m a blubbering wreck. How’s everyone else doing? #Survivor #Survivor48 #Autism

Wait.. hold on… is Keith… hot?
#TheRighteousGemstones