a man with a beard is looking up at the sky with his eyes closed . ALT: a man with a beard is looking up at the sky with his eyes closed .

Your hands?!

Has anyone suggested whiskey sours yet 💀

Once had a hoodie in a rocking chair next to my bed that somehow was draped in a way that made it look like someone was taking a nap and the scream I scrumpt…

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Just booked a month-long softgoods styling photoshoot for Restoration Hardware in wine country

Wearing red, white, and blue today; but Puerto Ricanly

a man with a clown mask on his face is shaving his face . ALT: a man with a clown mask on his face is shaving his face .

I really thought it was a good idea to go to the grocery store on Super Bowl Sunday

Sports!!

I never rewatch shows. I’ve ran Schitts Creek back at least 4 times

Watching people jam to my jukebox choices

Mentally or physically?

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Not if you go before….😂

A child left behind….

YOU but no face

(quote this)

Happy birthday to them!!

Stair master+core #blackskyfitness

So skiing is not like riding a bike 😂

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Are there cameras that make you look small….

While we getting down to the B’s, I come with booty and brat behavior 😂

Ran into my third grade teacher last night at a brewery, she recognized me 🥹

Nope!! I be yeeting them loose onto his front porch

a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face . ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face .

The neighbor that lets his dog shit on everyone’s lawn with reckless abandon is complaining to me about how inconsiderate another neighbor parks

Sometimes I’m cute

Just realized I always refer to my stepdad as “my moms husband” in front of my dad.

Made the subconscious decision not to ever call another nigga dad in my father’s presence 🩵

SZA….

From personal experience, him singing live should be illegal

We lost power for 10 days during hurricane Sandy

We plopped a cooler in the snow and just emptied the fridge outside

Ashettes is crazy, but I’m listening 😂

Shoutout to my little cousin for doing an oil change and replacing my break pads for tacos and a 6pack of beer