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The "I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life" "I know this and I love you" meme from Parks and Rec, with the text "Dr Al-Hashimi" added in the first panel and "Me" added in the second.

This is specifically true at Phish tho. You can smell for yourself at Sphere when we get in to Vegas.

TRANSLATION GUIDE:

hey - hey
heyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night

Next season Baby Jane Doe is going to be 14

I was a poor kid. Poor as dirt. Never finished any anime I started. It was rough I tell ya. How rough was it? It was so rough, I could only afford 1/4 of a Ranma 1/2. I mean I was POOR.

the main issue with editing Calvin & Hobbes comic strips as a meme template is that you are probably not as funny as Bill Watterson

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

really good images of the model of NYC they made for the hudsucker proxy from an old issue of cinefex

In his defense you were asleep soooooo…

are you fucking kidding me

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

Still the hardest end theme I think I've ever come across.

I make my bed and I eat my GREENS

I think Eli needs to take a commercial break

Tonight in 1990 — David Lynch and Mark Frost's TWIN PEAKS debuted on the ABC Sunday Night Movie. #TwinPeaks #OTD

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Mortal Kombat was actually based on a Scandinavian church song.

It was a Finnish hymn

He asked me the same question at MSG last New Year’s Eve during set break

he’s suckin and fuckin

**sword of

*”Riders on The Storm” voice* Girl you gotta fuck my ass. Girl you gotta fuck my ass

If you love the job you’ll never work a day in your life

like millions

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

"...there are currently 14 people who are not on Earth, where you are, where all of us are except those 14 people, one of whom is nevertheless having Outlook problems, just like us."

What a day to revel in the loveliness and awfulness of humanity.

They accidentally showed The Drama instead of Mario and honestly the kids loved it

I know this does not make any sense at all given how the show works, but for some reason I just assumed that by the end of the season Baby Jane Doe would be a fully grown adult and would tell us what happened to her

In Philly he’s called Wallace Jawn

siri go to the liquor store