Tetris is the baseball of esports

Getting a call from an unlisted number, the voice on the other end requests that I be more normal. They robot being trained on my data is coming out all fucked up

#birdbot

You may have a hard time telling the Warner Brothers/Sister apart. In that case, just remember that Dot is cute, Yakko yaks, and Wakko packs away the snacks

kato

bonan matenon

Not the first book I've ever read about transportation infrastructure

Having to choose who to deprive of the right to have a row to themselves on a train is worse than actually sitting next to someone

Whenever I see a parking garage while traveling it makes me feel like I'm back home in Northgate <3

1 line trains now say "federal Way via SeaTac". They can't even get sound transit to call it SEA

and the content of said websites once you cough up your email is LLM-generated

there was a pretty long hold queue for it lol

"The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet" by Becky Chambers

Reading a book

i'm lucky to be able to live in seattle

He's a little shrimp

kato :3

bonan matenon

My gender identity is "Fine, if I have to."

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so what you're telling me is that your job is to tell folks to use ID station instead of stadium station to get to the stadium

The new dads on the Seattle Mariners should explain to me what the hell tummy time is

use a sock like a normal person!!

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you going to find another way to meet your daily potassium intake requirements

The wikipedia article for molecular biology has a diagram labeled in Esperanto for some reason

(walks into doctor's office) hey, could you pay medical attention to me? thanks

It costs a C-note to fill up a Nissan Altima's gas tank and I think that's beautiful

i think that elevating your legs is an actual health thing

Lots of descriptions of what people smell like

HER: i love built to spill

ME: {unscrewing the lid of my nalgene behind my back} oh yeah me too

This feels like reading an Esperanto book for some reason

Peter Magyar winning the Hungarian election feels like if someone named John American became US president

A “I go both ways” postcard for the Link light rail 1 and 2 lines in Seattle-Bellevue… sold at a queer book store in Fremont

Obsessed with this postcard 😂🚊